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For distraction and entertainment, torn from the pages of some Russky rag
www.mosnews.com/weird/2009...rongvagina/
Every line's a winner. I do still, of course, have several unanswered questions.
www.mosnews.com/weird/2009...rongvagina/
Every line's a winner. I do still, of course, have several unanswered questions.
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Tue, July 7, 2009 - 4:14 PMPerhaps they can introduce it at the Sochi Olympics in 2014. It's a winter olympics so they may need to combine it with sleigh pulling or curling. -
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Wed, July 8, 2009 - 11:32 AMI think this calls for a public awarness campaign.
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Wed, July 8, 2009 - 12:57 PMMaybe they can fashion some kind of ice balls. But isn't the sport really about how far you can make them fly? I guess that would be in the summer olympics along with the shot put. -
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Wed, July 8, 2009 - 1:17 PMSee what you've done. I've got this image now of ice balls being crushed into icicles of doom and being shot out. "You'll shoot your eye out."
Okay now the image just went all Rose McGowan Planet Terror. Thanks a lot. No, really. Thanks. -
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Wed, July 8, 2009 - 1:41 PMOh, how I wish I could post and audio clip of me laughing at that!! I'm crying and wetting my pants!
hahahahahahaha.... i'ma be gigglin all night
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Wed, July 8, 2009 - 12:55 PMso, does she keep adding more balls for stronger intimate muscles? (love that. It's in my vocab now)
could she become so fit that it becomes a danger for her partner?
and why is it that the russian woman rule in all areas of sport?
is there a video?
and the thought of holding on to the crown just hurts, Than. owwie. -
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Wed, July 8, 2009 - 2:12 PMI am afraid to click this link at work. -
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Wed, July 8, 2009 - 3:07 PMFear not.
It is safe. -
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Wed, July 8, 2009 - 3:09 PMSo it works on the intimate muscles, I wonder if it works on the waste disposal muscles.
Could be very useful for cracking walnuts, etc. -
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Thu, July 9, 2009 - 10:07 PMwhere is picture?
and contact info?
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Mon, July 13, 2009 - 1:28 PMThey make change and smoke cigarette's vaginally in the phillipines...
I wanted to type the word vaginally because it made me snicker. -
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Mon, July 13, 2009 - 1:59 PMthat is so not true. i can work up images, but the logistics just don't cut it.
make change???
okay okay, they might smoke but they can't inhale -
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Mon, July 13, 2009 - 2:16 PMJust picture the prehensile trunk of the elephant and mentally make the switch and there you go. Easy peasy. I'll bet you can picture it doing quite a lot now. Making change, changing diapers, making martinis - shaken not stirred... -
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Mon, July 13, 2009 - 2:40 PMDirty martini? -
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Mon, July 13, 2009 - 2:54 PMAnd if it were not up to me to preserve the high level of discourse and decorum for which this forum is infamous, I might add
Manhattan? -
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Mon, July 13, 2009 - 2:57 PMAny of you who went straight to regional varieties of clam chowder
and now wonder if they'll ever be hungry again
have only themselves to blame.
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Mon, July 13, 2009 - 3:27 PMwait wait wait wait wait. Make CHANGE? Like, "can you break a $50?" or "in 10s and singles, please" "two dimes and a nickel?"
And Hyp, that's exactly what I was thinking. I "it" can make change, what can't it do? Then everything I think of sounds ... you *know*...
Like ''mow the lawn,'' ''vacuum,'' ''change the litter box'' ... okay, here's a non-sexual image: park the car. But now that makes me think of "parking in rear" ....
try it, *everything* has innuendo ... gimme something that doesn't
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Fri, August 7, 2009 - 10:47 PM"apply the wood stain"
"eat chromium Birkenstocks"
"order the exposed radioactive brains"
...nope, yer right -- everything DOES have innuendo... -
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Sat, August 8, 2009 - 2:16 PMRule 34. No exceptions.
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Wed, July 15, 2009 - 10:58 AMimagine smoke rings.... puff puff
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Wed, July 15, 2009 - 5:24 PMyou've been practicing, haven't you .... yeahh, you have that look in your eye, woman -
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Sun, July 19, 2009 - 9:02 AMmy friend and I had a private joke about saying we had to go the bathroom to smoke because of the angles. And that we needed to go out back and pitch some pennies...
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Mon, July 20, 2009 - 8:48 AMI've been trying to come up with something clever to post but haven't got the balls to actually do it. -
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Re: But how long will she hold on to the crown?
Mon, July 20, 2009 - 11:23 AMYou mean kegels?
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