HAHAHAHA!!!

hey, it's less than 24 hours still. not like i'm counting or anything.


my acupuncturist has a special "wash that man right outta your hair" positioning of the needles. but she's gone for two weeks!
the other guy was out in just one washing. no lather, rinse, repeat. seriously!

No fuckin way i'm running back into his arms, just sayin that when you ditch the bad, out goes the good, too. So, I's missin the good.

hmm, pole dancing classes.... maybe I should workout my "intimate muscles"

THIS is my fix!

All I have to do is sign onto this thread and you all get me totally cracked up. Laughing crack. I'm not that kind of junkie. Yet.

Hyp- I can't help but notice how often you mention tequila in your posts. I'm not much of a drinker (don't mix drinks and drugs, boys and girls), but it might just be time to live on the edge. Also, funny you should write ™ because when he joined tribe oh so many years ago (when he was hunting me down) that was his tribe name or whatever. ... The thought of calling HIM up with a bottle of tequila in my hand (his fave drink, btw) is that I could say any damn thing I want in the whole wide world, like "betcha can't fuck sarah palin" and stuff like that and he wouldn't hear a thing. Deaf as a doorknob. Dumb as a deafnail? whatever....

Now, you got me with the alphabet soup thing. I'm, like, totally into Jung's theory of synchronicity (because it's *there*) and that might just be where The Answer we're all looking for is. Brilliant, HypnoToad! Fuck the oracle atop the mountain. Blow Alpha Bits and there you have it. In Technicolor. ... I've always been interested in throwing the I Ching. Or having someone throw it for me. That goes on the bucket list. (Why did that last sentence so seamlessly continue from the previous? I must have a knack for that)

Thing is, he's such A NICE GUY! so charming and funny and totally cute (sounds like Than :-P ) And is all sweetness and everything. It's just like the devil. BUT, I already married the devil the first time around. I need Devils-B-Gone or something. Why do I attract demonic men? Am I that angelic? .... I don't even need to be drunk to blather on here on tribe. Well, I did take a sleeping pill and a coupla little yellow pills so I am feeling a bit loose-lipped. OH GOD! Now here comes a reference to the russian intimate muscle lady! Is this Freudian now?

And btw, that film you mentioned (can't remember now) well I checked it out on YouTube (only watched the intro) and lo and behold it's a Robert Rodrigez film that I haven't seen. The music and the stripper is his signature. Are there vampires in the movie?

Ooohhh, that would be fun to go all vampire on him and turn him into my undead slave for life! What a perfect role for him, too.

wooookay... I think I've written enough to damage my damaged reputation with this post --- though I could go SO much raunchier, but that's considered very unladylike and why the hell does everyone reign in the raunch? Okay okay. I'll riff raunch offa your cleverly couched double ententruendoes and you can blame it all on me. Kat, who's all about raunch on tribe, but IRL I'm just a lil ol' creampuff. :D

Keep your intelli-funny hats on to make me laff the next time I log on, 'kay? <slobbery, mwuah, mwah, mwahs to all of my fine friends>