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... which Tribe has become duller than. C'mon, people, I get back from 8 months in Elba and this is all you got? All the treats in the basement are waterlogged, Sarah Palin retires from public life on the advice of God, and Wacko Jacko is about to be canonized on and by every "news" channel in the world.
As my computer screams whenever I mouse over the wrong ad, Say Something!!
As my computer screams whenever I mouse over the wrong ad, Say Something!!
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Re: Dirt
Fri, July 3, 2009 - 6:09 PMYou go off and abandon us for 8 months and come back and complain. You left us lost. After recovering from the dessrtion ,we were too numb to carry on. Then finally the numbness left and it was just a pain filled Than shaped void. -
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Fri, July 3, 2009 - 7:26 PMTHAT'S what this shape is! I never put two and two together.
Tell us what *you* have been up to while we were pining for ya, Than. -
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Re: Dirt
Fri, July 3, 2009 - 7:36 PMWhat, I went to Colorado, it didn't work as everyone had hoped, I came back. These online things, you never know.
And I kept an eye on this place. The whole of Tribe, getting its hippie ass kicked by yuppie corporo-fascist FB. Just sad.
Than shaped void, forsooth. -
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Re: Dirt
Fri, July 3, 2009 - 7:40 PMDang...I though you meant Elba as in the island that Napoleon was exiled to <g>.
Sorry about the not working out thing (((Than))). Glad you're back filling our void, though ; ). -
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Re: Dirt
Fri, July 3, 2009 - 8:05 PMDoh! My literal brain created an Elba, CO <lol>. Nothing to see here, please drive through.
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Re: Dirt
Mon, July 6, 2009 - 4:49 PMWhoa... does this mean you're back in NYC? I was just thinking of the Fourth of July that I visited you and it was so hot we stayed by the A/C all day drinking Lime Diet Coke and eating Snickers ice cream bars and then decided we *have* to go outside at least once so we went up on the roof and I was so stoned that I sat quite casually on the very edge of the .... uh, edge. I have pictures, too. Looking at my face, I know why they call it getting plastered. The cheshire cat grin was stuck there for days.
good times.
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Re: Dirt
Fri, July 3, 2009 - 7:40 PMStay away from Colorado, man. It's stuffed to bursting with fucking morons. Matter o' fact, avoid the Southwest entirely...
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Re: Dirt
Mon, July 6, 2009 - 4:43 PMYOU FOLKS WANT DIRT ? ....
I've got dirt so rotten the worms can't wiggle their way out fast enough. I was gonna post it on crapbook, but I disabled my account because of all the stupid fuckasses over there. And here I come back to my lil ol' Planet and here ya'll are! Wheeee! ... We need some serious candy for everyone. I'll have a bottle of wine and, Than, puuulease get me summa that white rhino sheeit. Then l'll be ready. I think. Wait, no. I'm not thinking anymore for today. It hurts. But dammit, I hate to have to say this yet again, why are men such fucking assholes? Mind you, I know that you fellas here are sweethearts. I know this to be true. ... Wait again. Why am I such an asshole-man magnet? Hello, Dignity? Yes, please get yo' ass back in here where it belongs and BUST these guys BEFORE they crap all over me, 'kay? sheesh
Here are some key words. And I'm not exaggerating. Really. All are bona fide.
compulsive liar
sociopath
sex addict
narcissist
alcoholic
mutherfukker
deaf
'k? ... there's a lil sumthin to start you up. Gather round the cozy chairs, get your drinks and snacks and cuddle up. I'll be back tomorrow.
OK, here's one more little tidbit. I just love waking up in my lover's bed to find someone else's earring stuck to my derriere. Stuck. Left a little imprint.
And I've always wondered what allll those little notches in the headboard are for? In fact, the headboard is all notched up and now they're on the footboard, too.
yay! alla y'all are back!! -
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Mon, July 6, 2009 - 5:23 PMKat, ever since the Dawn of Time, man would look up at the stars and ask, "Why am I here?" and woman would look up at the stars and ask, "Why is he such an asshole?" I told you to stick with tequila instead.
If you found the earing at derriere level, are you sure it's an earring? And if you don't like the kruft you find in the bed for godsakes don't look under it.
If you ever do find the answer to both those burning questions, feel free to start your own religion and you will be richer than Oprah faster than you can say, "drunk ass lying motherfucker". I might even attend on Jell-o shooter Nite. -
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Re: Dirt
Mon, July 6, 2009 - 5:44 PMtequila and batteries are the only safe bets. and even tequila can make you its bitch.
<<woman would look up at the stars and ask, "Why is he such an asshole?" >>
I bet they were askaing "Why is he here?" pointing at the man.
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Re: Dirt
Mon, July 6, 2009 - 7:52 PMthe thing that's cool is that you can yell, SCREAAAAAMM, all kinds of obscenities and he won't hear a damn thing.
I do like "drunk ass lying motherfucker"
uh, oh.... I'm getting some really gross, disgusticating visuals goin on thinking of all things he's done with all these bazillions of women (in random order) and then see us clenched in a passionate kiss and then picture just where that goddam mouth has been! um, eww?
I had a dream about dental dams last night. hmm. -
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Re: Dirt
Mon, July 6, 2009 - 11:15 PMOh, sweetie!! He seemed like such a nice guy, too. How did he find the TIME! And and earring in the ass? OUCH!
Sorry he was such a lying asshole, babe....AND unsafe?!?! Fuck.
You'll find one worthy of you one of these days : ). I still think you should move out here <g>.
((((You))))
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Re: Dirt
Mon, July 6, 2009 - 6:18 PMdisabled account - that explains my friend count !
I'm glad you still love us :)
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