and a tie. Nothing else. :-)

GIVE IT TO ME.

Or take it on the town.

I've never bothered with drugs. I'm strange enough to begin with.

I like that idea.

Wow, that's a pretty good idea. Almost makes me wish I had one of my very own. I could use the $$.

Shit! That's a great idea! Especially at Last Thursday!

Hmm. We may need to do that.

Take him to saturday market and put a "free hugs" sign on him!<<<



That's a good idea. At least, take the inflatable six foot tall penis to Santacon.

Seriously, Santa con is the place for a six foot giant inflatable penis. You could even throw in with the organizers and lead the parade of Santi with it.

Hrm. I wonder where your friend's parents acquired such a large inflatable penis....and why they thought "gee, our kid would *love* this". I mean my grandma sends me boxes of random stuff (half eaten containers of planter's peanuts, star of david decorations for the x-mas tree, cans of spam, costume jewelery...) but she has yet to send me a 6 foot inflatable penis...why does everyone else have all the luck?


I like Annie's idea about the kayak though.

And I was thinking.....maybe you should begin taking family photos with the giant phallus somewhat hidden in the background and make absolutely no reference to it when labeling the photos. Like "X-mas 2007: mom sure can cook a ham" and post these pictures on like myspace or somethin to see if anyone notices.