What the!

topic posted Thu, October 13, 2005 - 7:55 AM by  sMel
This place is scary! An lemme tell ya, they don't call her Smelly Mel for nothin! Damn! I was lovin' on the vacuum cleaner this morning and it went off. I didn't know my tail could ever be 5 inches wide, but I surprise even my beautiful self. I finally got around to mosquitoing today, but sMel keeps talking about potty training. Who dat bitch think I am? Momma T! When you gonna rescue me? I NEEDS that huge space to claim...I NEEDS those people who are allergic to me to cuddle up to. I NEEDS Queenie's black skirt lovin...

Oh, wait, she just filled my bowl. I'll be back in a bit...
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sMel
Kentucky
  • Re: What the!

    Thu, October 13, 2005 - 4:30 PM
    oh lecca poo! soon...soon... soon large space for you to claim and roam. sMel love you til then though, hang in there! hugs and smoochies...
  • Re: What the!

    Thu, October 13, 2005 - 5:50 PM
    lecca soon to be weeving thru me feets... me feets miss hairs that make me itch... must learn potty... so much less crunchy than litter and no get stuck tween toes..catch squitos for me. i rub belly and get bit soon...
    • Re: What the!

      Thu, October 13, 2005 - 5:54 PM
      meeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiii (lecca sound of joy or anger, whatever)
      • Re: What the!

        Sat, October 15, 2005 - 4:53 PM
        Lecca, it's me, you know you rule everywhere you go. enjoy the odiferous renderings of Miss sMel. just cause you da smelliest, don't mean you can't make with the appreciatin of what others give off now. ....and Lecca, "get on the pot, spot, guhget on the pot spot" (hiphop mc version of potty training)

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