1bullhorn + 1 gator=

topic posted Tue, May 13, 2008 - 10:53 AM by  oneiro
one happy lil' oneiro.

being the assistant town crier will certainly have its benefits. I met Tym the lead crier last night.


Am I the only one who finds it completely hilarious that someone thought it was a good idea to not only make me use a bullhorn, but also give me a gator to do it in.

if I type, "MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

can you hear my maniacal laughter within the text?

jus'wondering....

giddily,
m.e
posted by:
oneiro
St. Louis
  • Re: 1bullhorn + 1 gator=

    Tue, May 13, 2008 - 11:04 AM
    My favorite part of Interfuse was when you mad fun of that girl who was calling her bullhorn a megaphone. Classic. Can't wait for more hilarity.
    • Re: 1bullhorn + 1 gator=

      Wed, May 14, 2008 - 8:06 PM
      That's a staple. A classic, even. WE WANT NEW MATERIAL!

      (secret:: all you have to do is wait about 2 minutes to hear something fresh and offensively hysterical from our beloved Oneiro)
      • Re: 1bullhorn + 1 gator=

        Wed, May 14, 2008 - 10:03 PM
        It's a staple because that's my little humble attempt at a PSA.

        I figure, it's a poor craftsperson that mislabels their tools.

        I've decided that I will accept "megalophone" as a somewhat troglodytic attempt at a moniker for a bullhorn (i.e. grand sound maker), but generally if it has batteries/power, it's a bullhorn.

        .....

        I have plenty of new material DeeDee....
        I established the URo (United Republic of oneiro) while at Interfuse.

        I had several states under me (e.g. the state of ecstasy, the state of mushping)
        a village (e.g. the village of "DAMN!!!")
        and several principalities.

        I also conducted no less that 5 entourages with a minimum of 20 people each in them.
        (It's amazing how far people will follow you when you say "hey, come check this out!")

        I'm convinced I personally had a hand in getting some people laid, and bridging some social gaps of other sorts.
        I also connected drinks to hands and made sure that all in my entourage were having a good time.

        I also had a parliament with chairs and heads of state too voluminous to mention here.

        all in all a very successful burn for my special brand of tomfoolery. Anji (as my queen) also received a wondrous amount of special treatment since she is engaged to "THE" Chief Reverend Admiral Mister onerio the first esq.

        I thank all members of the community and the superlative citizenry of the URo for contributing to it all.....

        >sigh<
        too bad you're not gonna be at the flipside.

        I'm thinking with those among us, we could take over.

        or at the very least cause a spectacle.

        heh...

        nationalistically,
        m.e

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