It rumbled in the distance like the earth had a heartbeat. You felt it in your chest before you heard a thing. Never could you imagine what laid beyond the horizon...

Love Army is ramping up for its most major(ly) offensive yet. As a result of a new direction, we are looking for a highly motivated and fearless team to potentially take over Love Army HQ. If you have the guts to grab the glory, please respond to this post.

Otherwise, stay alert and get ready because we promise:

They won't know what hit them.

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