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There was a young girl named Yvette
Who married a rich man named Chet
They had a great fight
Lasted all through the night
And she left him and took his Corvette
Who married a rich man named Chet
They had a great fight
Lasted all through the night
And she left him and took his Corvette
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Re: Spring PDF 09 Limericks
Fri, June 12, 2009 - 1:34 PMThere was a gay man from Kartoum
Who invited a lesbian to his room
They spent the whole night
In a terrible fight
Over who was to do what to whom -
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Re: Spring PDF 09 Limericks
Fri, June 12, 2009 - 1:36 PMDrove across the country to Burning Man
Spent the week and got quite a tan
Made some new friends
And the fun never ends
Now its part of my life long plan -
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Re: Spring PDF 09 Limericks
Fri, June 12, 2009 - 1:38 PMI brought here a friend named McDuff
Who spent the whole day in the buff
He took a fast ride
Down the slip-n-slide
And flew face first into a muff -
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Re: Spring PDF 09 Limericks
Fri, June 12, 2009 - 1:45 PMWe want to thank Ludo a lottie
For building the grand portal pottie
His prowess with wood
Is all to teh good
And on top of all that, he's a hottie -
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Re: Spring PDF 09 Limericks
Fri, June 12, 2009 - 1:46 PMThere was a man at the Playa
Who instead of playing wiht fire
He opened a pub
And filled up me mug
But I had to write a limerick prior
Dallas John -
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Re: Spring PDF 09 Limericks
Fri, June 12, 2009 - 1:47 PMThere was a girl on the bar
We always knew she would go far
Just giver her a beat
She'll kick up her feet
That frackin' Corbett's a star!
Debbi -
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Re: Spring PDF 09 Limericks
Fri, June 12, 2009 - 8:09 PMThanks Armadillo. I remember hearing a couple of those directly off the bar. Good memories.
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