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There once was a farmer named Fritz
Who grew 40 acres of tits
When they bloomed in the fall
Rose red nipples and all
He eagerly chewed them to bits
Who grew 40 acres of tits
When they bloomed in the fall
Rose red nipples and all
He eagerly chewed them to bits
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Re: Some Limericks from Fall Playa del Fuego 08
Tue, October 21, 2008 - 5:49 PMThere once was a man from Philly
Who couldn't stop yanking his willy
He wanked it too much
And it hurt to the touch
And then he felt painfully silly
Evan 10/10/08 -
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Re: Some Limericks from Fall Playa del Fuego 08
Tue, October 21, 2008 - 5:52 PMI was at a burn out on the Playa
Trying to spin some good fire
I dropped my dart
And let out a fart
But at least I did not expire
Jim 10/11/08 -
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Re: Some Limericks from Fall Playa del Fuego 08
Tue, October 21, 2008 - 5:54 PMFor the honor of my ancestry
A limerick I'll compose, you will see
There's not much I won't do
You'll see that it's true
In return for a beer that is free!
Tom 10/11 -
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Re: Some Limericks from Fall Playa del Fuego 08
Tue, October 21, 2008 - 5:57 PMThere once was a golfer named Lear
Who was sent to the clink for a year
For an action obscene,
Near the 17th green
Where a sign read "Enter Course Here"!
"Alan"
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