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CUNNILINGUISTIC DICKTIONARY

Joan o' fArt Tue, September 5, 2006 - 9:53 PM by Joan o'...

Here ye, here ye! The board of cunnilinguist directors is now accepting fake words for the new dicktionary!
It is after all, language that is the only tool we have in order to ascribe meaning to our experiences in this life. Why should we be limited by a set of words that Webster's says we must use to describe experiences that in fact, transcend language? We must destroy and reivent language to take back the personal and artistic meaning that we find ourselves embedded in more and more as humanity evolves. Isn't it about time that our language evolves with us?

Many of these words don't yet have definitions or could stand a second definition. If you can think of definitions for them, that would be great as well!

Cryogenitally
Cunnilinguistics
Foop- First Law of Manifestation; “Poof” in reverse- Everything one needs is already there.
Imprickable
Informotion- Pull of the Erotic Attractor outside of time
Metaphormosis- Transformation Through Language, The God-Child of Octapesha
Metaforward- Holographic “Up”
Micropalypse- A Very Small Apocalypse
Omnesty- Holonomic Forgiveness/Forgetting
Plazmodium- The Synchronistic Envelope surrounding The Erotic Attractor; Temporary Autonomous Zone of Artistic Self-Expression
Perspectivitis
Puniverse- The Universe that You are the Center of in a Conscious State.
Revaginuity- Vaginal Rejuvination
Revengenuity- Ingenious Revenge
Salmonellove
Shamaniac- Maniacal Shaman
Shappening
Teleology- The Study of What the Universe Wants
Urjabilinquent- Alien Delinquency


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Sat, September 30, 2006 - 5:50 PM by Unsubsc...

prevenge- soliciting justice for
sphinchronicity- a bizarre coincidence of the anal kind


This posting was deleted by Joan o' fArt


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Joan o' fArt Tue, October 3, 2006 - 1:08 AM by Joan o'...

psychadelicatessen- an apothecary of antheogenic delights

spuck- the sound a plunger makes when removing the soul from the body via psychic colonic

premadominatrix- a diva dominatrix of the first order

premadonnamatrix- the pre-Madonna pop culture matrix

kakaphony- turdly chaos in a vacuum; artificial crap


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Joan o' fArt Thu, October 5, 2006 - 1:25 AM by Joan o'...

assymectricity- energy generated by lopsidedness

formaldehydration- when zombies get thirsty

orgasmalzheimers-

entrailada- an enchilada of entrails

opportunitarianism-

intergalactentacle- a tentacle of the intergalactic Hindoodoo octopus God, Octapesha

synaesthetician-


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Daniel Thu, November 9, 2006 - 8:33 PM by Daniel

autolinguistic mastication- when your words eat themselves; biting your tongue

Delinquintessence- cologne/ perfume made from the plazmodium of prepubescent children

rehabilitatertots-a little treat after visiting the psychedelicatessen

multidemented- too much DMT in your brain

scareo-

necrophilanthropy- having goodwill towards dead people

apoklepto-stealing the end of the world

vulvonic-

propheseismic- predicting earthquakes

inamorotic- when it turns you on to love someone

cuntstalation-final destination of the timeship medusa

gothappotamus- see: Ameoba records

euphorfeit-

elopstration- running away and marrying your paintings



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Joan o' fArt Fri, November 10, 2006 - 11:57 AM by Joan o'...


You have truly destroyed my mind and won my heart- I bow at your infinitessimal urjabilinquency. I hereby grant you a doctorate in Autolinguistics from Professor Toylit at The Institute for Acausal Studies.


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Joan o' fArt Fri, November 10, 2006 - 11:58 AM by Joan o'...

Rehabilitatertots???? You're fucking KILLING me-
Wait.... I'm dead already.


balderdash, pick the real word

evonne Fri, November 10, 2006 - 2:07 PM by evonne

Shift Shaper = one who excels at guiding evolutionary forces

Amoration = big love, all the time, universal and then some

Pellucidity = state of translucence and clarity

Amo = the electromagnetic power station that's beaming out from you, your weapon of mass diss-truck-son, love in palpable doses


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Sun, November 12, 2006 - 10:04 PM by Unsubsc...

adoregasm. what i feel multiple multiple times an hour for the great Joan o' fArt


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Sun, November 12, 2006 - 10:08 PM by Unsubsc...

and yes, i humbly propose that that's the new spelling of your name, if i may be so bold to suggest that. Joan o' fArt. nothing is different from a phonetic pov. the letters just have more depth and scent. truly, a synesthetic name if i ever smelt one.


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Daniel Tue, November 14, 2006 - 12:19 PM by Daniel

microconundrum-a really really small riddle

hypoclitoris-faking an orgasm

slanguage-official language of the reptilian royal family

concubinary-when you''re fucking your mathematics teacher

titillnationality-

androgenitalia-

androgenerosity-sharing your fun with everyone!

kamikazmic-suicidal galaxies that intentionally run themselves into other celestial bodies

hippopirate-

kamicatalclysm- suicidal political upheaval

androgenious- thinking with your balls

androgenetics- The master copy from the original zygote division that sits in your grundle


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Joan o' fArt Wed, November 15, 2006 - 12:04 AM by Joan o'...

cyboredom- what a computer feels when no one's looking

narcotype- the love you feel for one who looks exactly like you

addictatorship- the political stronghold of the dominator paradigm

validictatorship- the academic stronghold of the dominator paradigm

cubiquatron- the unit assymectricity is measured in

ubiquaton- the everything particle, the particle on which all other particles are modeled

cuntemplate- thinking with your cunt


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Joan o' fArt Wed, November 15, 2006 - 12:06 AM by Joan o'...

goregasm- what i feel multiple multiple times a kinesecond for zombie clowns from outerspace


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Joan o' fArt Wed, November 15, 2006 - 12:14 AM by Joan o'...

I was thinking Joan of f(Art) to get a scientific- sounding score for the valictatorship, but no one would be able to spell it on tribe. I'd be but a lost turd floating on the synaesthetic synapse of the space fish's photofrenacular pre-linguistic. guppy tongue. But wait- maybe that could be a good thing......

Viva la Decaixe Mentale!!!!!!!!

-Joan o Fart


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Daniel Wed, November 15, 2006 - 12:24 AM by Daniel

*CORRECTION* androgenious is now- thinking with your andrgenitalia

and now some new words:

convintercourse-sex with sexy nuns

kinesecond- a somatic aware moment in time



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Daniel Wed, November 15, 2006 - 12:37 AM by Daniel

whoregasm

vaginoplasty

kakafunny

epiphony-a fake reallization


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Daniel Wed, November 15, 2006 - 12:59 AM by Daniel

encrypozoology- the hidden study of hidden animals

cyborgeoisie- machines that make more money than you do
(i.e. parking meters, slot machines, pay phones, vending machines)

proletatertot-


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Rif Thu, November 16, 2006 - 9:47 PM by Rif

this was so good I had to pretend to join in order to make you think I posted a cumpliment.


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Joan o' fArt Tue, November 21, 2006 - 3:30 AM by Joan o'...

I believe the word is Encryptozoology- the study of hidden, invisible, and unreal animals.
Examples:
Taoist Octopus Squid Dragon
Psychoiridescent Time-Travelling Dragonfly Frogs
Vampiric Space-Invading Alligators

Hermaphrodontics- The Field of Study Pertaining to Hermaphroditic Dentistry by way of Autocunnilinguistic Mastication

Hammerphrodite- The Pangender God/dess of Hardware & Tough Clean-ups

Hammerfreudian- If Freud was a Hermaphrodite, which he was, secretly, stroking his own Androgenitalia during all that fake therapy

Onus Operandi- One's Own Way of Operating via Anal Telepathy

Psycho-anal-Isis- De-Analytic Anal Sex Therapy with the Egyptian Goddess Isis herself

Regurathon- A Marathon of who can Regurgitate the Most Fake Knowledge that's been stuffed down their Ethereal Esophagi

Disasterbator- One who Masturbates with Fantasies of the Apocalypse

Apuckerlypse- A REALLY SEXY Apocalypse with LOTS of making out, ESPECIALLY in public

Oblingamtory- Holy Obligation unto the God that lives in All Cock, See also: All Saints' Semen

Acockalyptic- An Apocalypse with lots of Crowing Roosters protesting Useless Orgasms that drown the world's population in a flood of wasted ejaculation


Re: balderdash, pick the real word

Joan o' fArt Tue, November 21, 2006 - 3:33 AM by Joan o'...

Shift Shaper- So THAT's what I am-
NICE ONE Evonne!!!


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Tue, November 21, 2006 - 3:57 PM by Unsubsc...

Bipolarbears


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Tue, November 21, 2006 - 4:24 PM by Unsubsc...

Cryopractor


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Joan o' fArt Sun, November 26, 2006 - 3:21 PM by Joan o'...

obscenery- landscape that costs money to look at, ie Brentwood; gory scenery

architorture- The Grove in Los Angeles, for example

divalution- deevolution of the diva, yours truly para ejemplar

clampire- vagina with fangs

storegasm- orgasms achieved while walking down colorful supermarket aisles


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Tue, November 28, 2006 - 11:17 AM by Unsubsc...

vaginamaste - the divine spark of the twat chakra

orthopedophile - a molester of the skeletally deformed

neanderthalidomide - a mutant bi-ped with a pronounced brow ridge and flipper arms

vaginormous - term used to define a cavern of inexplicable size


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Joan o' fArt Sun, December 10, 2006 - 8:05 AM by Joan o'...

cyboregasm- the orgasm your dildo has; a cyborg's whoregasm after an epsecially randy round of mental intercourse

floorgasm- an orgasm acheived through the speed-inducing action of pushing the gas pedal to the floor


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Joan o' fArt Sun, December 10, 2006 - 8:08 AM by Joan o'...

cyboregasm- the orgasm your dildo has; a cyborg's whoregasm after an epsecially randy round of mental intercourse

floorgasm- an orgasm acheived through the speed-inducing action of pushing the gas pedal to the floor

decapitatertots- children with machetes

Youtropia- A Utopia that Starts with You, NOW!!!


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Joan o' fArt Thu, December 14, 2006 - 9:41 PM by Joan o'...

cuntcocktion- an androgynous elixir

divalusional- delusional diva.... is there any other kind?


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Joan o' fArt Thu, December 14, 2006 - 9:48 PM by Joan o'...

homeopathetic- cod liver oil, maca, flax seed and wheatgrass smoothie, for instance; homeopathic remedies that just don't do the trick, no matter how much we would like to deny Western medicine!

alkalinear- linear thinking having reached an appropriate alkaline state and therefore more easily assimilated by the human body

vaginalysis- analyzing the whole of the sum of the parts of the holy hole wholey


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Sat, December 16, 2006 - 12:05 PM by Unsubsc...

catastrobate- to sit around wanking off about the end of the world

flatterbate- 1) to overindulge in flattery, 2) to flatter someone by masturbating to them


oh yeah, and clarification: Ms. o'fArt included teleology in this dictionary, but it already was a word. nothing new there.


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Daniel Tue, December 19, 2006 - 3:59 PM by Daniel

telepathetic- useless mind reading

enigmagetic- one that attracts mysteries

astraloogie- misc. debis from the Snot Nebula

quesadildo- eww...

annonymysterious- we'll never really know


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Tue, December 19, 2006 - 7:30 PM by Unsubsc...

contrabandit -- he/she who steals your illegal shit


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Fri, December 29, 2006 - 4:38 PM by Unsubsc...

Centrifrugal- to be centered in thriftiness

psuedonymrod- the stage name, pen name, or alias of a real jackass


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Fri, December 29, 2006 - 4:58 PM by Unsubsc...

psuedonymrod- 2: a lame nickname


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tripbeat Sat, December 30, 2006 - 10:36 PM by tripbeat

a few things sound different for me as my native tongue is german - so anytime i see an "a" i'd pronounce it like "u" in cunt. that's why a

cuntate: sounds it makes after a very pleasurable f***-

Perspectivitis: the urge to define things from a different perspective without having one.

(wannabe) dicktator: chaney

(wannabe) cuntator: thatcher

pukemon: nintendo-kid after overeating burgers

intelli-gender-design: on god's to do list for the 8th day, stopped on behalf of the bible belt

bible beltane: celibate day for celibates in virginia


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Sun, December 31, 2006 - 7:45 PM by Unsubsc...

accelebration- an accelerated quantum-shifting transdimensional celebration.


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Joan o' fArt Sun, December 31, 2006 - 8:55 PM by Joan o'...

indumbnitable- incapable of being dumbed down

mundamnity- cursed boredom

diabiblical- the perfect balance of angelic and demonic qualities

kumtwat- an especially vagalicious vegefruit

bequeef- generous endowment via vagina fart magic

farticulate- to articulate one's thoughts in farts

fartist- my favorite kind of fake artist

sickalogical- an emotional state of unwellness perceived of as wrong or bad by one's mental faculties

cockaine- addictive drug of choice for sucking and fucking penis fans

immortician- fake grave diggers and master magicians of pseudo-immortality


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evonne Sat, January 6, 2007 - 11:20 AM by evonne

puddular -- the geometric state of being left in a melted puddle, as in "Log is such a fab fartist that I was left puddular".....


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Joan o' fArt Sun, February 4, 2007 - 2:50 PM by Joan o'...

Sweet coookie..... Flatterbation will get you everywhere you need to go in my puniverse.


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Daniel Mon, February 19, 2007 - 4:40 PM by Daniel

idiostinkractic- a characteristic or habit that is peculiar to an asshole.

auraficianado- a karmakosmic shaman that can paint with the colors of your aura.

iridesimplicity- {see below}.

iridecomplexity- {see above}.

youniverse- your conditoned interpretation to your suspended reality.

pukerative- having so much money that it causes one to throw up.
i.e. Nasa, Bilderberg, etc..

obliterature- a literary work that transcends the mind and forces it to implode!

onomonaphonics- schzloikhtue leemamahh spuckrooxualoomy.

orificianado- a ardent fan of body cavities.

iridescentricity- the endless flow of attention circulating throughout the youniverse.


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Daniel Sat, February 24, 2007 - 2:04 AM by Daniel

Gynocosmonaut- explorer of vaginas

gynocosmology- internal asstronomy of the vulva

explanguage- {see explanguage}

sillysophical-

mentalpause- writers block

spuck spuck foop- the plazmodium equivalent to duck duck goose.


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Joan o' fArt Sat, February 24, 2007 - 2:29 AM by Joan o'...

sillysophical- a philosophical inquiry into cosmic hooey flab

sillycybin- the mushy room in one's mind making room for silly willy wally blah

whoracle- an entity with the ability to read one's sexual destiny

succubuddy- a friend who drains all your attention

incubuddy- a friend who gives you attention that warms your heart

putequestrian- citizens of putequestria

pedantophila- over infatuation with pre-pubescent balloon knots

venomovulus- laced with vampire venom or dracula cum


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Joan o' fArt Mon, March 5, 2007 - 10:11 PM by Joan o'...

meglomagician- a magician with an over-inflated sense of their ability to manifest whatever their greedy little heart desires


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Daniel Wed, March 7, 2007 - 4:29 AM by Daniel

disciplinalien - an authorative extraterrorestrial

erroromance - disastrous courtship

erromatic - an inappropriate fart. (is there such a thing)?

obseamstress - a bombastic vixen that hypnotises sickalogical masses into aroused scoundrels

transimosity - bitter hatred of movement, rivalry between transvestites

erriedescence- scary variables of omnipresence

pediattrition- having an abortion

enemathematize - condemnation of a populous by administering cyborgasmic fluids into the rectums of humanoidinary beings;
see {sexcommunicate}

sexcommunicate - to banish your brain into gynocosmic servitude

egoresonant amourticulation- when you love to hear yourself talk

obselitists - contemptuous nobility that wants to obliterate everything but themselves

humanoidiary - a mediocre character

sexecution - voluptuous ass-assination



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Daniel Wed, March 7, 2007 - 4:32 AM by Daniel

obliberate - to set free from destruction; to destroy freedom


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☥®ѧɳŒ Wed, March 7, 2007 - 2:24 PM by ☥®ѧɳŒ

Seducation: Why the new teacher got fired!
Rectocraniologist: What the world needs now!
Necrophilatology: Collecting stamps of dead people
Philosophism: Mental masturbation upon realizing you are ALL alone!
Teleologaculation: The Universe coming to a climactic realization!

- New definitions--
Cunnilinguistics: The secret language of the Yoni tribe!


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☥®ѧɳŒ Thu, March 8, 2007 - 11:55 PM by ☥®ѧɳŒ

sisaster?  Is that a nun with a broken IUD?


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Daniel Mon, March 12, 2007 - 10:30 PM by Daniel

Fauxcabulary- A stock of fake words

synchromystic- an enigmagnetic sage that orchestrates coincidences

canswer- a disease that cures a worse condition

fauxtalkraphy- the pictures you take with the words you invent

narcissyst- the diseased sac that fuels vanity
{see narcissircumcision}

fauxbia- a fake fear

clambiguity- the vague state in ones vagina

fauxtential- capability of becoming fake

narcissircumcision- removal of the egoist gland

fauxnomenomaly- extraordinarily fake oddity
{also fauxnomenon & phenomenomaly}


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James Toylit Mathers Sun, March 18, 2007 - 5:23 PM by James T...

I am entering the FLABBERGASTIUM (a spherical dome of lamazement) And suddenly compelled to speak in FLOSSOLLALIA (the improvised prophetic speech performed while flossing) What fantastic developments have occurred on this site1!11!! So William Burroughs stated that language was a planet destroying virus from outer space, So cunniliguisticians are excreting a mutagenic hormone to dissolve language, a kind of autoimmune system, A terminal CANSWER of the virus.

Llamanatrix - - A whore that beats up south american pack animals.


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Joan o' fArt Mon, March 19, 2007 - 12:39 AM by Joan o'...

yeah- it broke in that randy round of conventercourse when it slipped through her uterine lining and into God's holy cock. Even God's cock is not imprickable, thank God for us humanoids who fashion ourselves after the divine. Oh Sister Mary Pterydactyl- Pray for all our Erotic Misgivings so that we may be free of this syphillitic infection known as language. In Grace's Grease, your beloved battery acid tab forever.


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Joan o' fArt Mon, March 19, 2007 - 12:48 AM by Joan o'...

scholiosistatic- scholastically onset case of scoliosis from sitting statically all day in those dinky little all-in-one desk chairs


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James Toylit Mathers Wed, March 21, 2007 - 3:14 AM by James T...

HERMAPHRODISIAC--- A substance that makes you wet and hard at the same time.


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Joan o' fArt Fri, April 13, 2007 - 4:09 PM by Joan o'...

femaculation- female ejaculation

exremeditate- to meditate on the divine state of crap

cuntry- that beloved and jungly territory for which we have built empires to impress

vegequarian- the post-deluge underwater vegetarian; vegetarian in the age of Aquarius

phlegnomanymity- putrid anoymity; hocking astral loogies when no one's looking


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Sat, April 21, 2007 - 12:34 AM by Unsubsc...

veganic- organic vegan (from Keval at the Bliss Bar)

I like cuntry. My Cuntry tis of thee, sweet mound of puberty, of thee i pee.


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Daniel Sat, May 12, 2007 - 7:16 PM by Daniel

ok. it's been a while... let's pick the brain, here......

vagenius- well versed in the field of gynocosmology

schizophonics-words with contradictory meanings

therapubic- submition to the erotic attractor

beneviolent- helpful chaos

GOD- an acronym for Galactic Omnipresent Debris


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☥®ѧɳŒ Sun, May 13, 2007 - 3:12 PM by ☥®ѧɳŒ

beneviolence - killing someone with kindness ;-)


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Daniel Sun, June 3, 2007 - 10:20 PM by Daniel

intellegenitals- sexual organs that possess knowledge or understanding of truths

anarchetype- the revocation of any collectively inherited unconscious idea, pattern of thought, or prototype

pszygotic- a mental condition that indicates enhanced contact with the erotic attractor

anarchitect- a person professionally engaged in the destruction of civil institutions.

spiritusual- commonplace interaction with incorporeal entities

coalescebian- the unification of two or more cliterati

embracism- a belief of tolerance and love towards all living and non living things

salivulva- the viscid substance secreted by the vaginacosm

renaissault- a sudden violent onslaught of art

commutiny- a society of anarculturists united in destruction

mutinyversal- a rebellion agaist the whole universe. applicable everywhere.

universoul- the principle of life, action, thought, and feeling of the universe

youniversoul- the principle of existence within your youniverse


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Daniel Tue, June 19, 2007 - 3:23 AM by Daniel

brainiaccident- a sillysophical event in which a fortuitous idea foops into you brain

papsickle- what flavor would it be? what color?

manifrustration- the inabilty to materialize happenings

esotantric- an exclusive knowledge of the doctrine regarding rituals, disciplines, meditation pertaining to the erotic attractor

shamanithrusturbation- self-stimulation of the connection between the pineal gland in your brain and the zygote that sits in your grundle.

optometrics- system of measurement in the field of Obviology.
optos- units of measuring Attention. From 1 to 1000. Humans generally lie in the 350's-600.
600 being a multidemented shamanic auraficianado.

acoustocrat- one that stictly adheres to a stedy diet of sounds or objects devoid of electronic modification.

sonicoitus- having sex though sounds


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Daniel Thu, June 28, 2007 - 2:04 PM by Daniel


hermaphrodeity- an androgelic figure with omnipresent organs

astroluthier- a builder of cosmic musical instruments

clambition- fueled by the pursuit of pussy

cyromaniac- a compulsion to fix backs

cryomaniac- a compulsion to freeze things

extravagastric- a lavish or opulent show of bowel movements

sentimenstral- when you are reminded of the last time you had your period

recepticoracle- a trashcan that tells your future

sythetaesthetic- a sense of fake beauty

cultureclysm- a violent upheaval of the arts (also renaissault)

flopportunity- an endeavor that is bound to fail

cognicoitus- mental intercourse

craptometry- ability to see through all the bullshit


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Daniel Thu, June 28, 2007 - 2:06 PM by Daniel

synthetaesthetic- a sense of fake beauty


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Apple Jack Thu, June 28, 2007 - 9:02 PM by Apple Jack

Cry of the Maniac

His clambition became the recepticoracle of his becoming.
A distended belly -- begot from a cognicoital scar -- inflamed with a hermaphrodeitie's fallen heart.
His clashing flopportunities pleasantly purging through her spread fortes, verites and lates.
The astroluthier's seedling horn did sound.
With an underskirt of extravagastric markings -- becoming tasteless as the veil of craptometry dances upward through the day's eye.
Our synthetaestetic cultureclysm sits knowingly
And poured in flavorings -- sweetly sentimenstrual -- flood the night.


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Daniel Fri, June 29, 2007 - 3:07 PM by Daniel

w o w !

you have obliberated my lobes!!!


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Joan o' fArt Thu, July 19, 2007 - 9:01 PM by Joan o'...

Masterpotator of nether-scorned clambition, quing of obliterature, i bow to your vagenius----

quing- androgynous king/queen

fisturbation- fist-fucking yourself

Jewminati- The clandestine Jew team controlling all our banks and the whole of Hollywierd

androgelic- the null-defined state of androgynous angels from Kalamazoo


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Joan o' fArt Thu, July 19, 2007 - 9:07 PM by Joan o'...

manithrustration- ill-wrought well-begot wishes made into waking realities through hot, moist, sex magick

manithrust- verb form

catastrobitive- clownarchists chomping at the bit

organarchy- mental upheavals while shopping at Trader Joe's for organic veggies, or something like that


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Joan o' fArt Sat, August 11, 2007 - 2:53 PM by Joan o'...

acoustisexual- someone who makes love to sound

telefornicate- cognicoitus via telephone

studsickle- any lickable appendage of a tasty male form

narcissucculent- succulent narcissism; juicy heroic powers of super-narcissism without the negative connotation that narcissism usually suggests; profound self-love on all levels


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Daniel Tue, September 4, 2007 - 12:28 AM by Daniel

Womanipulation- pussy whippery

anaesthetaesthetic- pertaining to the sense of insensibility

idealillogical- a suggestive group of inane ideas

whoreagami- the kama-sutra in paper

crapademic- the pursuit of a higher education in nonsense

Metasatire- satire-ing satire

shamanaesthetic- under the influence of a shaman or witchdoctor

autodidactickle- tickling yourself

crackademic...


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Daniel Fri, September 7, 2007 - 9:57 PM by Daniel

melancholicoholic- addicted to sadness; when you can't stop listening to Leonard Cohen records

shamanipulation- succumbing to sorcery


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Sat, September 8, 2007 - 2:22 PM by Unsubsc...

mass-spectrographic-isotopic-thermo-double-dia-phonoscope


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☥®ѧɳŒ Wed, September 12, 2007 - 3:53 PM by ☥®ѧɳŒ

--Tele-Cryo-Necro-Dildonics:
Long Distance Sex with Cold Dead People


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Wed, September 19, 2007 - 5:39 PM by Unsubsc...

SUPERSHERO
female superhero


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Fri, September 28, 2007 - 9:55 PM by Unsubsc...

is that like hi row gliphics or somting? Cool, I found my drunken stooper


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Fri, September 28, 2007 - 9:55 PM by Unsubsc...

rite next to da pooper


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Fri, September 28, 2007 - 9:55 PM by Unsubsc...

2 da pooper


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Joan o' fArt Tue, January 15, 2008 - 12:45 AM by Joan o'...

immaculation- an immaculate ejaculation requiring no touch for the sacred holy splooge of Valhalla

spanktitude- gratitude upong getting spanked, literally, or metafornicatively by the powers that be

metafornicate- uber-screwing and cognicoitus in all dimensions; contact with the Erotic Attractor at the Center of the Timewave


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paz Tue, January 15, 2008 - 2:31 AM by paz

sexustation (sex degustation)
bushtronomy (bush gastronomy)
I'm a cooker... that's how frenchs go along...


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Suzan-a-Thon Mon, January 21, 2008 - 3:45 PM by Suzan-a...

Oregonize - to make selfsatisfiedly comatose


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Agata Mon, August 31, 2009 - 4:12 AM by Agata

Thanks for the cool dictionary! Have you ever heard about female orgasm types? No? Here they are:
-DREAM-GASMS- These require absolutely no genital stimulation. The infamous ‘Kinsey Report’ found that 37% of American females (in the 1950s) had experienced dreams which led to orgasm by the age of forty five.
- MICROGASMS- small, extremely subtle orgasms that occur without any physical stimulation.
-INTER-VAGINAL ORGASMS- g-spot orgasms and cervical orgasms - any and all orgasms that happen inside the vagina with inter-vaginal stimulation (with fingers, fists, dildos, penises, etc.).
-BREATH AND ENERGY ORGASMS- Often these kinds of orgasms are taught and enjoyed by the ‘New Age Tantric types’ of people.
-CLITORAL ORGASMS- well known =)
-COMBINATION-GASMS- often two or more kinds of orgasm are combined
-MEGAGASMS- These are the volcano of all orgasms, or the tsunami of all orgasms. A megagasm is an intense full body experience, a deeply emotional experience, and for some a deeply spiritual experience.

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