Beliefs I have simultaneously:

1A. The Hare Krishna sect is pure insanity and is a brainwashing cult.
2B. It's good to chant Hare Krishna every night.

2A. Zen Buddhism utterly sucks in every way and all its adherents are lost.
2B. It's good to practice Za Zen every day.

3A. Prayer is a despicable thing for weaklings.
3B. It's good to pray every day.

4A. Alcohol is totally destructive and addictive.
4B. It's good to have a couple of glasses of wine every day.

5A. Pornography and masturbation are really pathetic.
5B. It's good to go to youporn.com and masturbate every day.

6A. Caffeine is an addictive stimulant in the same family of cocaine.
bB. It's good to have four cups of caffeinated beverages per day.