well imagine there is prince grandad celebrating a birthday in the happiest family ever...

and the itsy bitsy cutesy kiddies gather around him to like bliss out on good vibes after scoffing a few piglets...

well the old geezer knows it's a bad deal all round but drunk on porkblood and just a tad stoned off his face he decides to put a ludicrous sugary spin on things for the kiddies...

then because those kiddies ain't too bright they go through life spouting the same crap and even embellishing though it's patently off...

so anyway the old geezer was a bit embarassed at the kiddies spouting crap but he was too embarassed to put them right given it was him that spouted the shit in the first place and then he dies etc...

so that explains everything except WTF am I doing here...!!!