ever hold a fundraiser?

topic posted Sun, August 28, 2005 - 8:19 PM by  Alan
i was low on cash in my drunken/high state, getting vehicles and crashing them by accident, still am, and there was the fuckin eight of clubs that i've died like 5 times trying to get. he's right next to an underground tunnel exit with a frickin ant trail of tanks.

and i didn't have anything to fly me. then i didn't have any air strikes. this is rock bottom for me so far, heh. so i went in, cleverly went back the tanks as a civilian, cuffed the fucker and then died. because tanks keep coming out.

so i go back, by land again, and do the same plan, with less tanks this time because that's what i died doing last time. well a most tanks had "left" to wherever they were going. they were in the nearby road tunnel so they didn't see me. so as i was trying to clear the area a tank kills my detainee. doofus. so i blow that up, verify, and go for the other tanks with my two tank buster rockets.

here's where they $$ starts flying in. i did a fuckin cluster bomb to the three (i wish i took a shot with my cell phone) by the tunnel, in a frickin triangle cluster. none of them hit. it's either the cliff or the road. let that be a lesson. so i call in allied supplies.

i just kept going back and forth from the tunnel to where the tanks were coming out. all NK, and all worth money. the tanks in the mountain/road tunnel couldn't aim at the helicopter because they couldn't see it, and it was out of range with the mountainside for the other tanks.

good times.
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Alan

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