have you been caught masterbating?

topic posted Sat, March 17, 2007 - 10:53 AM by 
If so were you able to brush it off


or have you lived with guilt this whole time?
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  • Re: have you been caught masterbating?

    Sat, March 17, 2007 - 12:50 PM
    Yes, No, Maybe - maybe not!

    Yes, and it was considered normal for a baby boychick.
    Hey, it's mine, and I will play with it if I want to!
    Now I'm 54 and it's still mine. I will wash it as fast as I want to.
    And you can watch and help, if that pulls your trigger.
  • Re: have you been caught masterbating?

    Sat, March 17, 2007 - 8:06 PM
    Once when I was a teenager at the peepshow(the only place to get porn in that area at the tender age of 18, A guy looked through a glory hole and said, "Looks good, can I have it?" I was such a neophyte that I hadn't known what the hole was and that the little doorlike disk on it could be moved from the other side. Well I just answered, "No, leave me alone." I even managed to keep an even voice. I was never caught by a family member. When I was married and I tried to intitiate sexual contact with my wife and she turned me down flat I often cranked it off right beside her. I was metaphorically rubbing her nose in it. Well sometimes it changed her mind and sometimes I would say someone else's name to really piss her off when I thought she had been particularly tactless in her "no."
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    Re: have you been caught masterbating?

    Sat, March 17, 2007 - 11:08 PM
    My Dad caught me doing it. I was about 11 or 12. He raised his voice and said I should be ashamed of myself. So for the next umpteen years I was. To this day I don't know why I bought "His" shame; hook, line, and sinker. Of course I was able to shake it some years later. No pun intended.
    • Re: have you been caught masterbating?

      Tue, March 20, 2007 - 3:56 PM
      Why is doing something natural considered by so many to be shameful?
      "That's NASTY!!"
      But it feels SO GOOD and you know just how to do what to do.

      And a dog or a cat - a lot of animals - lick their genitals excessively; and sometimes I wish I could lick mine. Excessively! But I'm not that limber, DRAT!
      Go ahead and tell me it's wrong, but, it's mine!
      Go lick your own and let me be.

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