HeeR in dis LaiR wee haPPLee ReeZide undeR da RooL ub da BEAR KING “Mr. Bear”. Mr. Bear izZa PoLaR BeaR hoO RooLz da LaiR Frum an ICY LAND FaR away bia da same miRRakuL ub TeKnawLoJee wich bRingz us heeR 2gedduR 2day “MR. COMPUTER.”

Mr. Bear inhaiRuTTid da LaiR Frum one BEAR X. da LeJund suRRownding dee inhaiRuTins izZa sad sToRy beTTeR LeFT unToLd.

In dis COZY LAIR wee CRITTERZ, BEARS, SPIRITS an WINGED CREATURES uFF MAGIC an BEEYoOTee ReeZide 2geddur in haRmunee. OwTside da ReeR enTRance ub owr CABE yoO wiLL Find a RIBBUR deT Runz TRoO da midduL ub an ENCHANTED FOREST wich Leedz ToO a REEFRESHING WATER HOLE. (no fluoride! www.youtube.com/watch ) Mr. BeaR haz grayshusLee uhLowed us ToO sTay heeR Long az wee Like.

Da goLdeny RoOL ub owR MAJIKULL KINGDUM iz ((( R.A.B.E.N.))) dat meenz "REESPEKT AN BEE XTREEMLEE NICEY NICE TOO WUN ANUDDER" IF wee doO dis owR LidduL FambLee Reemaynz in TakT. BioLayshunz ub dis rooL wiLL ReZuLt in BANISHMINT Frum da Lair. ShoOd a banished member ub da LaiR wish toO ReeTuRn, it musT bee eskimoLaTed ToO BEAR COURT WeeR Mr. Bear wiLL hab da FinaL say aFTeR a boTe iz Taykin by da cRiTTeRz an Bears.

Deer ComRadz, wiF dis bReeF hisTRee gibbin may inee kunTinshunz FeLT bee boysd or 4ebbur hoLd yeR peas. An shoOd der bee nun, may 2geddur wee join in da sPiRiT ub sTrengF an kuRRiJ. Let us kiR an waTch out Fer wun anudder TRoO da Forthcoming yeeRz ub owR Libes in haRmunee, peas an Fond FeeLuRz. HeeR, in Mr. Bear’s Lair!

8:P

The End

P.S. da Lair iz RaTed PPG-23 (Peas PLay gRaceFuLLy wiF da inTuRconnecTed)

FYI: bigotry in any form is not welcome in da Lair: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bigotry

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