I want to go back.

Now.

This whole "real life" thing is bullshit.

Ugh.

But, In order to motivate me to actually start life again, I will provide a few pros to NOT being at a burn event:

* Eating a meal at which your hands do not serve as both your eating utensils and your napkin.
* Walking into a bathroom that doesn't already have so much shit in it that you can see it plainly, without a flashlight at night. "Man, it smells like shit in there".
* Air Conditioning.
* A shower.

Much love to the Frenchies, the honorary Frenchies, and the occupants of hotel French Camp alike.

Fuck You, French Camp. My dick is super-sized! Your dick is like two fries!

Now, I must shower and go to work. Yes, work. Like, a job that doesn't involve walking around in the dirt while intoxicated pretending to do something useful.

I'll have photos up eventually.