Santa Does Dallas
The Red Menace descends Saturday the 15th of December, 2007.

Rampaging Santas are instructed to gather at Lee Harvey's pub, 1807 Gould St, Dallas, 75215. Santas must be fully decked out: do not show up with a hat as your costume and expect to ride.

Santas are encouraged to ride the buses. The SCV's (Santa Containment Vehicles) are rented for the purpose of keeping drunk-ass Santa from getting behind the wheel, not to mention the joy Santa will have when singing naughty christmas carols and sipping "Christmas cheer" while riding in his sleigh.

Sign in for bus riders begins at 8:30pm. Don't dilly-dally, Santa's sleigh will depart when Rudolph gets restless. Late Santas will have to hustle to catch up with us en route.

Bus tickets are $20 each through November 30.

Ticket prices go up to $25 on December 1st.

Tickets are $30 after Friday, December 7th.

Save money and buy your tickets early!

Better get a tissue, because Santa Claus is coming to town!