The sharing of marriage...
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> The old man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries and a drink.
>
> He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one
> half in front of his wife.
>
> He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into
> two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
>
> He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down
> between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people
> around them were looking over and whispering.
>
> Obviously they were thinking,
> That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the
> two of them.
>
> As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table
> and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
> The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to
> sharing everything
>
> People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't
> eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and
> occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
>
> Again, the young man came over and begged them to let
> him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said
> 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'
>
> Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly
> with the napkin, the young man
> again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a
> single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
>
>
> She answered:
>
>
> (Continue
> below - This is great)
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>
>
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>
>
>
>
> 'THE TEETH.'
>
> The old man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries and a drink.
>
> He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one
> half in front of his wife.
>
> He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into
> two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
>
> He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down
> between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people
> around them were looking over and whispering.
>
> Obviously they were thinking,
> That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the
> two of them.
>
> As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table
> and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
> The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to
> sharing everything
>
> People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't
> eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and
> occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
>
> Again, the young man came over and begged them to let
> him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said
> 'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'
>
> Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly
> with the napkin, the young man
> again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a
> single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
>
>
> She answered:
>
>
> (Continue
> below - This is great)
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> 'THE TEETH.'
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Re: The Sharing of Marriage...
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 11:20 AMOMG, made me do a spit take, that one!
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Re: The Sharing of Marriage...
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 1:28 PMHA HA HA! I love that one!
