"I Think"

I Think artists are really a huge problem
I Think motel rooms are too much on my mind
I Think maggots have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a transparent rain, beating down on me
Like a Laurie Anderson line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Jeff's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Chad
Blame it on Chad
Blame it on Chad

I Think caterpillars are gonna drive us all crazy
And Nadaists make me feel like a child
I Think name changes will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a transparent rain, beating down on me
Like a Laurie Anderson line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Jeff's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Chad
Blame it on Chad
Blame it on Chad

Like a transparent rain, beating down on me
Like Jeff's smile, cruel and cold
Like Laurie Anderson's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on Chad
Blame it on Chad
Blame it on Chad