Hey, you! I hate you so much that I am going to anally rape you with a lit cornhusk broomstick BACKWARDS until you die. At your funeral, I will piss on your grave and tap-dance in the puddle. I will then proceed to make a diarrhea splatter all over you headstone, which I will have previously chipped over and carved "Shit-Sucking Ass Fucker" into. Then I will dig you up, rub your face in my shit, strip you naked, break your ribs, and re-bury you in the position where you're sucking your own cock. I fucking hate you and I fucking hope you fucking die you fucking piece of ass-fucking shit! FUCK!