Some of my friends have been getting obsessed with this site "www.chucknorrisfacts.com" and I decided to check it out. Here's some of my favorite quips from the site; let's see what we can come up with:

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

And my absolute favorite: Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.


As of the moment, I can't really come up with any myself, but I think my friends and I would be interested in seeing what you guys can come up with. Come on, you're Nasty Ass.