has anybody ever farted duringsex?

I mean, like noticeably loud?

i was dating this one girl and she farted so loud that she blew out the back of my bed one night.

wow.

it was like "did you hear thunder?"

and then that was only the warm up.

then she was like

BOOM! and my whole bed was all fucking blown out the back.

damn.

I liked that bed.

now it smells like rancid-ass fart.

fuckin' fumes were coming out of it for weeks. I needed to quarentine my bedroom.

my cat was so scared she ran and hid under the couch in the living room.

the neighbors calle the cops cus they thought I was making a bomb. maybe blowing on up, if you know what i mean.

the poor girl didnt even have a colon-she had this nuclear toxic waste holding facility in her back side. and every now and then it would malfunction from overload, and BOOM! then would blow ass.

and man, have you ever seen a mushroom cloud come out the ass of a 5'3" girl?

wow

pretty sick stuff.

and I am not even going to get into what would happen when she was giving head! oh my god, she would use the power of her superior farts as a booster. i swear to god I swear! i saw flames shoot out RIGHT of her ass.

and bruned up my favorite bon jovi poster!

man, do I have some stories for ya....and dont even get me started on the "train" incident where she gave the poor old lady a heart attack....

>Wish I had the guts to be naked in front of ANYONE...<

They key is not caring about the other people. I mean...screw 'em! It has nothing to do with guts and everything to do with feeling free!

I guess I'm lucky...I learned pretty young to be comfortable with my body.

Or maybe I'm just a hippie. One of the two. ;) lol