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so i was at this party this weekend. it's about 3-3:30 in the morning. i'm hanging out in this room with 5 or 6 other people. i'm talking to a friend of a friend who is dressed up for halloween as a bishop. we're talking and then suddenly he puts his arm around me and says, "you're a dork. i like that." he then proceeds to give me a zerbert, aka raspberry, right on the neck. i push him away and say, "hey man, not cool. please don't do that. i like my personal space." he looks back at me with wide open eyes, nodding his head, "yeah man...yeah...that's cool, i dig that man...yeah...yeah..." i continued with the conversation in the room but then excused myself. felt extremely violated.
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Re: fondled by the bishop
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 11:42 PMI'm really sorry to hear that. I had something similar happen at a party a couple of years ago. Freaked me the fuck out. Guy was an UBER creep.
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Re: fondled by the bishop
Mon, November 2, 2009 - 11:46 PMoh i was fine. i just went outside and grabbed some air. shook it off. i actually had a conversation with him again later in the evening and things were fine.
just really bizarre especially considering 5 or 6 other people were standing there including his significant other.
it's kind of humorous to me that he was dressed in religious garb. -
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Re: fondled by the bishop
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 1:41 PMI bet he thought so, also.
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Re: fondled by the bishop
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 4:47 PMI guess it doesn't entirely go without saying I've been known to pull very similar hijinks at parties. -
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Re: fondled by the bishop
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 4:55 PMI'm guessing people don't much mind when you do it. In general.
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Re: fondled by the bishop
Tue, November 3, 2009 - 8:29 PMperhaps it was my internal angels saving me from cold-cocking him with the elbow. -
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Re: fondled by the bishop
Fri, November 6, 2009 - 12:37 PMHe won.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Next time it happens lean back, giggle in a high shrieking tempo, then wordlessly initiate a game of "tackle tickle tag" with His Eminence.
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