WORSE Advice on any subject

public - created 01/08/04
Worse Advice on any subject
Bad advice tribe too restrictive for you? Moderator too much of an asshole? come on over here. anything goes over here. no advice is too bad. in fact, it doesn't have to be advice at all. just talk shit. complain, flirt, tell the hot chicks how much you want to fuck 'em, tell me you want to fuck my mom, or beat me up... whatever. As long as I'm reasonably sure you don't know where my mom or I live, it's no problem.

Alts and Trolls heartily welcome.


the old stuff (no longer valid, and no, mer punk, you don't get a dollar):
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Post a quote.
Insightful words to live by? favorite literary quote? super cheesy movie quote you love? heard something funny over lunch today? post it.

half 'overheard in New York' half 'famous quotations' and half office gossip.

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Googlefight!!!
I dunno, I'm oddly fascinated by the googlefight game.
www.googlefight.com/

I yiff therefore I am.
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Post your poop!

Post a pic of your poop. next friday I choose the best pic and send you a big fat chocolate bar.

be swell and don't steal a pic from ratemypoo or something like that.
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Sex!
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Vibrating Butt Plugs!
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So, most conversations turn to sex anyway. Sex tribes are quite popular, and most of the non-sex tribes end up talking about sex, so no more beating around the bush. This tribe is sex.

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IV drugs for fun and profit!!!
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TOU frequent offenders

tales of woe? TOU treat you badly? Didja get away with something and want to brag? Well, this is the place for you!

This also provides one stop shopping for TOU guy to keep an eye on frequent offenders.

get unsubbed 10 times and the next one's free!




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old stuff:
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Bubble tea, Yumm!
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bitch about your parents.

Is your mom a bitch? Dad never gave you attention, or he never bought you a car? Still pissed that your brother was more popular than you? Here's the place to vent your frustrations... you ungrateful bastard.



Old news:
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Damn! have you seen that blog?
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The biggest thing.
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Riptide, best TV show EVER!
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True Barf Stories!
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I'm more hardcore than you.
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Hot Granny on Granny action!
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Hot Furry-on-Furry Action
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Poor William
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Huggie time!

We haven't had a new name in ages. With summer coming on fast and a lotta people still kinda glum, here's something to draw you all out and make a new friend!

Give someone a hug. Friend, loved one, random stranger, it'll brighten up their day. When you do, post it here. if possible post a picture of it in the gallery.

'cuz everyone loves a hug.

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Nekkid people who hate the metric system

Bringing back a classic:

New name, new topic. This tribe is dedicated to naked people who hate the Metric System!

We're here, We're nekkid, and we don't need your stupid kilometers!

DON'T GIVE AN INCH!


And no dollars for ANYONE! jeez.



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Hug me hippie!
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Tijuana hooker society
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Are you a member or just a fan? This tribe is devoted to all things TJ ho.

Please add pictures to the gallery.


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The SNL skit or just crappin your pants, come on in!
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Gawd this place is slow. do I have to go back to "living with herpes"? do I have to start giving out more dollars?


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Soylent Lube. It's made of PEOPLE!
Thanks Bobzilla for the terrific name!

oil based, regular KY ok, or do you prefer special thicker lube?

a place for all the questions and hopefully some of the answers.

UFO or die
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PAID! No more dollars!
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I'll go back to UFO's soon, but this weekend I gave out my final dollar. PAID! no more dollars.

Ever seen a UFO?
Ever been abducted?
Have strange out of this world feelings, or an adventure you can't explain through normal means?

Well, this is the place to share.

Do you need to talk about it, want support, or just want to tell the world what happened? You've come to the right place. We're listening.



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Everyone loves the furries.


Got any pictures of ironic hipsters? Share 'em. Put 'em in the gallery.



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Fist of love, come get yer discipline!



If you're a fan of Big Black, that works too.


hot Chubby-on-furry amputee action

Mmmmmmmm, more of 'em to love.

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Cute Amputee Girls,
I'm really digging the furry on furry theme, but it was time for a change.

Perverts need love too.

Name says it all.


Old stuff:
Famolare, know them, love them.

Back to hot furry on furry action, at least for today. And the Kevin Hudson pic has GOT to go. sorry.



the old stuff:
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Anyone you want to see duke it out? do you have some least favorite people here on tribe? Or maybe you just think it would be funny to see them fight. Maybe there are two chicks you think should duke it out. Maybe you think it would be hot. This is the place to share your interest in the tribe grudge match.

Oh, but I'm leaving the picture of KEVIN HUDSON 'cuz I think it's funny.

KEVIN HUDSON will Mack on You tonight!

back to a classic. it's all Erik Estrada and what he means to YOU.

talk about CHiPs or Butthole Surfers, or Land Scam infomercials, anything and everything Erik Estrada!

Oh, and no dollars. (jeez!)

OK, I have nothing against IPODS, but I don't want to see all those ads for them. No more spam, and no more zealots telling me that they got theirs. Go listen to your free ipod, but don't tell me about it.

We'll get back to Nekkid!!! shortly. this is just something I have to get off my chest.


for fun and profit.

Snapping off.




The Hangover Tribe. Enough said.

Please speak softly.



New name, new topic. This tribe is dedicated to naked people who hate the Metric System!

We're here, We're nekkid, and we don't need your stupid kilometers!

DON'T GIVE AN INCH!


And no dollars for ANYONE! jeez.



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Old stuff. Expired:


Arright, the folks at tribe put me back as moderator, so guess I'm stuck. Let's go back to the me me ME! tribe. Talk about your favorite subject, yourself! C'mon, you know you want to. And no, you don't get a dollar for joining or talking about yourself.

C'mon, what's not to love about Erik Estrada?

The tribe has changed its focus.

no dollars, no frivolity.


Alright, I'm doing it. I'm changing the tribe name to the Catfight for a Dollar! tribe.

So, here's how the catfight tribe works:
- Find someone you want to catfight.
- Post it to this tribe. (your first chance to "call someone out" since elementary school)
- If they accept, I'll take picutres of the catfight for this tribe (in San Francisco only. I'm not flying to Canada to give you a dollar).
- If you do not have a specific opponent in mind, you can post a general call to catfight.
- I post the pics on this tribe, and you get your dollar!


Note 1:
I've already been approached by three lovely ladies (separately) who want to catfight, but only under specific conditions. One is only interested in Jello wrestling, one wants to fight in oil, and the third in peanut butter. If you have any such conditions, include it in your post. And remember, those ladies are still out there looking for a catfight.

Note 2:
Men can catfight for a dollar but they have to be in drag.

Note 3:
You don't get a dollar for joining this tribe, so I've changed membership type to Open.

Now get out there and rassle!


The old stuff (expired):
People still expect dollars for joining this tribe. Funny, noone expected me to cover them with gas and set them on fire when that was the name.

YOU'RE NOT GETTING A DOLLAR FOR JOINING THIS TRIBE.

Old tribe description, not valid any more:

Time to bring out the big guns.

Not much activity on this tribe, so we're changing again.

If you sign up for this tribe, I'LL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR! That ought to boost membership.

We'll be bigger than The Hairy Sack of Magic tribe in no time.

- No Korntee, you can't keep leaving and rejoining the tribe. One dollar per person, please.

- Limited to San Francisco residents only. I'm not flying to Quebec to give someone a dollar.

- Anyone can join, but I'm moderating this thing so I can keep track of who gets a dollar.

- And remember, I'LL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR!



The old stuff:
Harry Potter
So you guys wouldn't post to The Harry sack of magic tribe? well, I've jazzed it up.

Now, this is a hardcore slut freakfest, and it's totally nude! What does that mean? Whatever you want, because it's all about you, tribester. Now, this place is totally RAGIN!!! (I'm shaking my hands above my head, that's how raging this thing is)


Now, let's get out there and post.
http://tribes.tribe.net/nookiemonster

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