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NoMi 2007 Quotes

topic posted Tue, July 17, 2007 - 12:58 PM by  Imbi
Following are my favorite quotable moments from the fest. Names have been withheld to protect the guilty!

"You know what would make it all better? A pipe...and Taco Bell"

"I lose my faith in humanity when I'm on bathroom duty"

"I just want to go home and have a cheese sandwich"

"I think I made a complete ass of myself last night"

"I think Sashi stole my soul"

"I'm not going to lie to you, I need some money for a 40"

"Keep your shoes on"

Please post your memorable moments, quotes and photos so that we may all bask in the collective afterglow of NoMi 2007!

Love,
Imbi
NoMi's official whip cracker and little black dress wearer
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  • Re: NoMi 2007 Quotes

    Tue, July 17, 2007 - 1:27 PM
    "Turtlehead Fred"

    "Porn But"

    "If that wasn't a cackle, I don't know what the fuck was."

    "Imbi's doing the HOT WALK!!!"

    "Yes. I'm wearing a blue shirt. Yes, this makes me pretty much everyone's bitch."

    "I want to sign up for the "Ignoring people who suck" workshop. Is that tomorrow morning?"

    "Father Dunn? You take credit cards, right? How about kidneys?"

    "Leslie... talk into your little beep box and tell Steve we're bringing him our music."

    "Yeah... see, there's this big thing called a stage, and this other thing called a sound board, between me and the food."

    "When someone tells me I have to let something go, it only makes me want to latch on to it and obsess over it MORE."

    "Imbi drapped the pipes. She draped the god... damn... pipes."

    "The squirrel was good to us."

    "I am so fucking retiring this costume after tonight!!!!!"
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    • Sashi
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      Re: NoMi 2007 Quotes

      Tue, July 17, 2007 - 1:45 PM
      "I'm going to stab you in the fucking neck! "...and no, I didn't say that but ask me why I like New Yorkers!

      "So if I smell like fish it's from here up < gestures to neck and chest> Not here! <gestures to the happy place>"

      ?"Corn butt"? (per Leslie's hearing abilities)
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    • Naraya
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      Re: NoMi 2007 Quotes

      Wed, July 18, 2007 - 6:44 AM
      PRAISE SQUIRREL!!!!!! Ahhh...we love that little furry guy...HEY! What were YOU thinking?!?!?!

      My personal favorites:
      "I want to sign up for the "Ignoring people who suck" workshop. Is that tomorrow morning?"

      and

      "Father Dunn? You take credit cards, right? How about kidneys?"

      HA!!!!! I've got to remember those...

      Oh....right, Sashi...the one Amy said was f*ing hillarious! .....and can I have my soul back? PUULLEEAASSSEEE????? ;-)
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      • Sashi
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        Re: NoMi 2007 Quotes

        Thu, July 19, 2007 - 1:12 AM
        No way Narf....no soul ever gets returned...you are mine forever...muahahahahahahah

        Bahahahahah...."Sashi is scaring me, and I like it." That's fucking awesome...to whomever said it!

        CORN BUTT!
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        • Kristen
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          Re: NoMi 2007 Quotes

          Thu, July 19, 2007 - 9:48 AM
          Here's a good one:
          The setting is the bathroom, Kristen just comes out of a stall to wash her hands.
          Sashi and another fellow bellydancer are going to try on bellydance clothing when Sashi askes:

          Sashi: "do you mind boobies?"

          Kristen: "no, I've got 'em, I like 'em, & my husband likes 'em, they're good to have"

          I love "CORN BUTT"


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  • Catyia
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    Re: NoMi 2007 Quotes

    Wed, July 18, 2007 - 6:09 AM
    She will probably kill me for posting this, but I think the best quote I heard was during Miss Sashi's first number,...ok I won't name names, but "someone" said, "Sashi is scaring me, and I LOVE IT!"
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  • Jessica
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    Re: NoMi 2007 Quotes

    Sat, July 21, 2007 - 8:55 AM
    (me to Sashi) "I see you like your coffee like your soul.........dark and sweet."

    "Spider pig, spider pig......."

    (Maria) "Your mother sews socks in hell!"

    (my joke to Kassar) "how about, what kind of socks do pirates wear? AAAAARGyle. No? Still not funny?"

    (Fred to me) "Put your head right here"

    "I only eat war pigs"

    (Sashi to Fred in the bathroom) "Do you have a turtle head pokin' out?"
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  • Lorr...
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    Re: NoMi 2007 Quotes

    Tue, July 24, 2007 - 10:27 PM
    hey no one mentioned my "furry brown butt hairdo". hm... i guess it was a normal thing to say after all (you guys are so accepting, gosh that's sweet)!!
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    • Re: NoMi 2007 Quotes

      Sat, July 28, 2007 - 5:18 PM
      Furry brown hair-do???

      Yup. There's another priceless moment I appear to have missed!!!
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      • Kamille
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        Re: NoMi 2007 Quotes

        Fri, August 17, 2007 - 7:15 PM
        That's ok..... I think I missed them all AND I'm just now getting home and getting on tribe!!!! Ahhhhhh!

        But it's super fun reading all about it..... Thank you ladies for posting!
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        • Re: NoMi 2007 Quotes

          Sun, August 19, 2007 - 7:57 PM
          I have one for you, K ....

          "Do you have some magic "make dancer better" powder on you??" .... that was me, to my friend Kristen, trying to get you something when you were feeling yucky :)
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