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(baldfacedly stolen, and probably an urban legend, but I don't care.)
A radio station routinely paid money for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. Here was one of the winners.
I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I has just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already. The trip usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure all women do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was surprised when he said: "My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went as normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc.
At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was getting ready for a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom, where's my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back, "No, I need that one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
A radio station routinely paid money for people to tell their most embarrassing stories. Here was one of the winners.
I was due later that week for an appointment with the gynecologist when early one morning I received a call from his office: I had been rescheduled for early that morning at 9:30am. I has just packed everyone off to work and school and it was around 8:45 already. The trip usually took about 35 minutes so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I'm sure, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So I rushed upstairs, threw off my dressing gown, wet the washcloth and gave myself a wash in "that area" in front of the sink, taking extra care to make sure that I was presentable.
I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room only a few minutes when he called me in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure all women do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended I was in Hawaii or some other place a million miles away from here. I was surprised when he said: "My...we have taken a little extra effort this morning, haven't we?" but I didn't respond. The appointment over, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day went as normal, some shopping, cleaning and the evening meal, etc.
At 8:30 that evening my 14 year old daughter was getting ready for a school dance, when she called down from the bathroom, "Mom, where's my washcloth?"
I called back for her to get another from the cabinet. She called back, "No, I need that one that was here by the sink. It had all my glitter and sparkles in it."
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Re: The Gynecologist Seemed Not to Be Amused
Thu, July 26, 2007 - 1:30 AMThis story is not amusing. It made me laugh out loud, which I never like to do. It's bad for my image.
Good thing I was alone at the time and no one saw. Otherwise I'd have to file a complaint with the moderator. -
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Re: The Gynecologist Seemed Not to Be Amused
Fri, July 27, 2007 - 8:56 AMDean, you are the moderator. Wake up.
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Re: The Gynecologist Seemed Not to Be Amused
Thu, July 26, 2007 - 7:42 AMYeah! I've seen that one before. It always brings an (un) amusing smirk to this visage.
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I beg to differ.
Thu, July 26, 2007 - 8:16 AMThe gynecologist *was* amused, but the woman didn't get why. *That* is not amusing....
If you're gonna wear glitter & sparkles to the Annual Plumbing Inspection, you should at *least* be able to enjoy the reaction.
What a waste of potential fun!
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Re: I beg to differ.
Thu, July 26, 2007 - 8:27 AMBeg all ya want, but I'm still going to differ.
It wouldn't have been funny had she *planned* the party decorations. The humor, which of course is not at all amusing, comes from her embarrassment at discovering the meaning of the GYN's comments 10 hours later. -
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Re: I *still* beg to differ.
Thu, July 26, 2007 - 8:32 AMIt *would* have been funny if she planned it in order to have fun! In that case the humor would have been how the dr. responded, and whatever comeback she had. Hey, if it ain't fun, don't do it, and in the case of Annual Plumbing Inspections, having fun is a TALL order! -
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Re: I *still* beg to differ.
Thu, July 26, 2007 - 8:47 AMWell, if sparkles are your idea of fun, maybe you should be in the "easily amused" group instead of here.
If you can come up with a good dr/patient script to convince me that your scenerio would be funnier, I'll toss in the towel, and you'll win.
And I disagree on the annual plumbing inspections. Back in the day, I kind of enjoyed them. Sometimes it was the only action I got all year.
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Re: I *still* beg to differ.
Thu, July 26, 2007 - 8:50 AMOMG, you ARE in the Easily Amused Group.
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Yes, both groups
Thu, July 26, 2007 - 8:53 AMCause sometimes I *am* and sometimes I'm not. It's the ebb and flow of life, you know.
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Re: I *still* beg to differ.
Thu, July 26, 2007 - 8:51 AMHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
oops... that was *not* funny.
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Re: I *still* beg to differ.
Thu, July 26, 2007 - 6:58 PMThe thing that is decidedly NOT amusing is that I use conversations like this one to prove that I am NORMAL.
I personally, would love to wear glitter to the inspection... just for the hell of seeing Dr. Wu's reaction.
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