Older woman to young man at bus stop:
"Which way is it to the train station, young man?"
"Turn left and you'll be right."
"That's not funny, young man!"
Young man shrugs. "Suit yourself. But turn right and you'll be left."
"Which way is it to the train station, young man?"
"Turn left and you'll be right."
"That's not funny, young man!"
Young man shrugs. "Suit yourself. But turn right and you'll be left."
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Re: "That's Not Funny!"
Thu, December 14, 2006 - 7:13 PMNext day kid has same conversation with a surgeon, only this time he says, "Suture yourself!" -
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Re: "That's Not Funny!"
Thu, December 14, 2006 - 7:46 PMI love it when things are punny.....
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Thu, December 14, 2006 - 7:35 PMomgs, I just heard that snare drum/symbol sound! spooky. -
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Re: "That's Not Funny!"
Thu, December 14, 2006 - 7:46 PMIt's called a rim-shot.
BTW, we are not amused by your spelling of "cymbal." But you warned us that you couldn't spell. -
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Re: "That's Not Funny!"
Thu, December 14, 2006 - 8:00 PMI did. And it's a good thing you're not amused. If you were, you'd have to go to the other tribe. -
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Re: "That's Not Funny!"
Thu, December 14, 2006 - 8:02 PMIs this the part where I do not laugh, but smirk instead? -
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Re: "That's Not Funny!"
Thu, December 14, 2006 - 8:08 PMIf you smirk too loudly, "she'll" send you into the hall. Ask Calvin. (hehe!)
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Re: "That's Not Funny!"
Thu, December 14, 2006 - 8:15 PMGodz, ya hafta moderate this tribe with an iron fist, ya do... Brawling like hooligans!
(Points for knowing what movie "brawling like hooligans" cames from.) -
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Re: "That's Not Funny!"
Thu, December 14, 2006 - 9:10 PM(I know the answer, but that's because I'm a tricky bitch-librarian and found the script online! I won't blurt it out and spoil it... yet.) -
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Re: "That's Not Funny!"
Fri, December 15, 2006 - 7:20 AM*Tsk*! Google has taken all the fun out of knowing trivia by memory... *sigh* -
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This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.
Re: "That's Not Funny!"
Fri, December 15, 2006 - 8:42 AMMemory? What's that? OH! I remember now...
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