You're making me wish I didn't do it over the phone! To be brief, I broke it off because -- at 12 years my senior -- Martin is unable to manage his money, frequently makes emabarrassing facial expressions, and cries like a girl when he comes. In addition his sense of humor leaves all to be desired, and he actually asked a waitress at we be sushi if their menus offeres a dry nigori. At best that would have been cruel sarcasm, but he was serious, and had just seen their menu to boot.
it was all just a little too much.
PS I have no business dating a man named Martin, anyhow.