Hey, what's up Neo.

Umm, what do you say afterward to a story like that?
That's neat?

I would not say anything but I can't pretend I didn't read the story and it leaves me with this ambigous feeling. Am I supposed to be turned on? If so, would I try? Then I force myself to change my mind and say, "no, no. that's not right". But then I think, "wait a minute, nobody forced her. its not like she's a victim. Hell, why not?" But then I remind myself i already went through that.

So, what else did you do?

Wait!
I just said I wasn't at burning man?
plus you don't know me.

okay, i gotta clarify: he takes viagra to counter another drug's side effect, like most of the people at burning man, and he said sometimes he takes it anyway because it makes the rebound time virtually obsolete, and he can do it like a million times in a row. I can't let it be implied that he has some sort of embarassing (but very common, and okay) problem that he does not have. He's only 45.

Oh yeah, and as for the size, my exboyfriend gave me an intensive training course in tolerance and flexibility, down there, a few weeks ago, so now he feels just big enough to be like woah, and it's really great and I'm lucky.

I save the WTMI (way to much) for last:
We did it twice, after hours of great foreplay and four or five or .. ? truly astounding times the next morning. I came like rapid fire, then graduated to the spanning orgasm, you know? where you get to that heightened state and everything you sense fuels the continuation of the orgasm, and it's like a choice to stop? it happened, it happened, it was amazing, i touched god. I kind of freaked david out, though, because i guess my out of body experiences leave my body looking sort of funny. fucking whatever, though. Soon enough he'll come at the very sight of my body twitching as my eyes rolling in the back of my head. It's sort of an acquired taste, but once you get it ...
I also has some squirting but just enough for that good feeling, not enough to wet the bed. and i had a really fun time going down on him. i'll tell you, when i like giving oral sex to someone, i fucking LOVE that shit. it made me all twitchy and moany. yay!


okay, so if you are judging me for posting this you can certainly go to hell, because i warned per the wtmi, and anyway, free speach, man. and if you're thinking i'm some sort of available loose floozy just looking for older dudes to fuck, well grasshopper, you've got a lot to learn.