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What's Up This Weekend??????

metalmaniacmom — Tue, 09 May 2006 15:39:05 GMT

Ok all!!! What's up this weekend!! It's been a very long time since a true Captain Night has been had in the garage!!!! I'm jonsin here!! Marisa will be home and I feel like partying!!! So what do you all think???? I wanna party!!!

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WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH - Mucho Parties this Weekend!!!!

metalmaniacmom — Fri, 28 Apr 2006 14:41:31 GMT

Hi All!!! Lots of parties this weekend!! Holy Cow!!!! I do believe the Captains will be making the rounds!! Except for Captain Jake, who has to work all weekend!! AW! Poor Jake! Anyhoo, There's a birthday bash at the Office Bar here in town to celebrate everyones favorite bartender and Chewbacca sound alike, BUM!!!! We love Bum!!! And of course there is Steph's birthday bash at Captain Ediths house!!! Both of these events take place on Saturday night!! I do believe I personally will start at the Office and work my way down to Poky!!! And of course this weekend is my daughters birthday!! HAPPY 19th MARISA!!!! She is unable to make it home!! :-( And then on Sunday is Miss Charlottes, Captain Amy's daughter, 1st birthday bash!!! So let's CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!! Oh ya, below is a list I think you may enjoy!! I see myself in there and I know you all will too!!! For me mostly it's numbers 3 (But I can!), 4, 5, 7, 8, 11, 15, 17, 18 (It's usually a chair though), & 20!!! So . . . . . . .

"Party on Wayne!" "Party on Garth!"
Captain Marta

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.

2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY
BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.

4. OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS
HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. WE DROP OUR 3:00 A.M. SUBMARINE SANDWICH ON THE FLOOR (WHICH WE'RE
EATING EVEN THOUGH WE ARE NOT THE LEAST BIT HUNGRY), PICK IT UP AND CARRY
ON EATING IT.

6. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.

7. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

8. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

9. THE MAN WE'RE FLIRTING WITH USED TO BE OUR 5TH GRADE TEACHER.

10. THE URGE TO TAKE OFF ARTICLES OF CLOTHING, STAND ON A TABLE AND SING
OR DANCE BECOMES STRANGELY OVERWHELMING TO US.

11. OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP
THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EXOTICALLY SEXY.

12. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

13. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

14. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
KITCHEN FLOOR (er, or, the mop?).

15. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG
WAY BUT..."

16. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

17. OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES.

18. WE ARE TIRED SO WE JUST SIT ON THE FLOOR (WHEREVER WE HAPPEN TO BE
STANDING) AND TAKE A QUICK NAP.

19. WE BEGIN LEAVING THE BUTTONS OPEN ON OUR BUTTON FLY PANTS TO CUT DOWN
ON THE TIME WE'RE IN THE BATHROOM AWAY FROM OUR DRINK.

20. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.

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Get the Captain Green Beer!

Edith — Wed, 15 Mar 2006 20:39:53 GMT

We must plan for the upcoming weekend! Fun with Pirates and Leprechans! Let me know what everyone's big plans are!

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ARRRRRRR . . . What's Your pirate name????

metalmaniacmom — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 00:20:29 GMT

http://www.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/

My Pirate name is:
Black Harry Bonney
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

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Party! Party! Party!

Edith — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 21:32:17 GMT

Grab the Captain and a heavy coat and meet me in my garage next Saturday night (March 4th) for my Twenty-who-gives-a-fuck birthday party! Marta, make sure you have your cell with you so that Gina can attend as well. See you all there!

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Check out the pics from Captain Ediths Birthday Bash!!

metalmaniacmom — Sun, 05 Mar 2006 10:17:38 GMT

IT FUCKING ROCKED!!!

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Meeting of the Reverands

Edith — Wed, 15 Feb 2006 16:27:10 GMT

Ladies, Reverands, Girls...what's up? Are the Wedding Women still planning on going into business together? What's happening? We need to get together, possibly w/ Captain, possibly with tye-dye, possibly just with each other, and figure something out! I'm ready to marry some people! :-)

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Happy Valentine's Day!

Edith — Tue, 14 Feb 2006 21:25:28 GMT

Just wanted to wish everyone at the Captain's table a Happy Valentine's Day...may you all have hugs and kisses and love and choloclate and roses (and Captain) and all the other good shit that life has to offer! :-)

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A few new pics

Edith — Tue, 07 Feb 2006 15:00:11 GMT

Pictures have been added from the most recent Captain Night. Fun was had by all, even Gina who only attended via cell phone!

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Captain Night!! This Saturday!!!!

metalmaniacmom — Fri, 03 Feb 2006 18:24:55 GMT

You are all invited to a rip roaring Captain Night at our house this Saturday night at 7:pm.

Avast You Scurvy Knaves!!
Captain Marta
Captain Kat

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It Nice To Finnally! JION! YOUR FAMILY!!!! YOUR LIL'SIS!!!

Mup_Dit — Mon, 23 Jan 2006 15:57:29 GMT

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Newest Captains!!!

metalmaniacmom — Fri, 20 Jan 2006 05:24:58 GMT

Congrats to Captain Amy, for surviving not just one, but 2 Captain nights!!! And to Captain Edith, who is always up for extra innings!!! They have earned their place at the Captains table!! Congrats ladies, it wasn't easy, but someone had to do it!!! :-P

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Captain Kat's Birthday Bash Road Trip!!!

metalmaniacmom — Mon, 16 Jan 2006 21:20:56 GMT

OMFG!!! I survived!!! What a night that was!!! Special thanks to Amy & Dane for being the most excellant DD's anybody could have!!! Peeps in attendance were; Captain Kat, Captain Marta, Jay, Amy, Wayward Dan, Brando, Edith, Sean, Dane and Michael. Those are the folks that made up the "Party Posse Caravan".We started at the Shamrock, where the guys played pool and the chicks drank and used markers to lay down there thoughts on many surfaces of the table and walls. (This is sanctioned by the bar, who provided the markers) It was there that Edith had her first ever taste of Captain Morgan!!! We got a pic of that momentous occassion!!! We then headed to the Office, where debouchery was the key word for the rest of the night!!! As you can see from the pics!!! There was spanking and licking of bald heads!!! We you get it!!! They say a picture says a thousand words??? They're right. Whoever they are!!!

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Captain Kat's Birthday!

Katapiller — Tue, 10 Jan 2006 03:05:29 GMT

Yes I am the type of person to remind people of my birthday :P

YaY for my Birthday Jan 15th.......I see lots of Captain in my future

I expect props from all my fellow pirates now that you know my Birthday is coming up on Jan 15th

Hey Guess What?! my Birthday is JAN 15th!!!! ;^)

Meow said the Captain Kat

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Captain's Cookie Recipe

Edith — Wed, 28 Dec 2005 21:47:48 GMT

Tis the season............, I am pretty sure I made these last year!

If you are like me, we are always looking for that special cookie recipe to share with our families for the holidays. This is the one I personally make on Christmas Eve to be able to deal with the "families" on this joyous occasion.

>CAPTAIN'S COOKIES
>1 cup........ of dark brown sugar
>1 cup........ (2 sticks) butter
>1 cup........ of granulated sugar
>4 large...... eggs
>2 cups...... of dried fruit, such as dried cranberries or raisins
>1 tsp........ baking soda
>1 tsp........ salt
>1 tsp........ fresh lemon juice
>1 cup....... coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
>2 cups...... all-purpose flour
>1 bottle.... Captain Morgan Spiced Rum

Sample the Captain Morgan to check quality.

Take a large bowl, check the Captain again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Captain is still OK, try another cup.... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit

Pick the frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried
druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the Captain to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.

Check the Captian Morgan.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, FINISH the Maptin Corgan and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

**** CHERRY MISTMAS ****

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Captain Road Trip!!! AGAIN!

metalmaniacmom — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 16:52:14 GMT

WOW!! We seem to be getting out more!!! This Saturday night we will be in Algona, IA to see the band Average@Best. It's a local band that features everyones favorite tattooist "Moondog" http://www.fantasyfleshtattoo.com/ . So once again we will not be in the garage til later. Party on Wayne. Party on Garth.

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Welcome Scurvy Knaves!!!

metalmaniacmom — Thu, 15 Dec 2005 17:11:27 GMT

Wow this is cool!! New members!!! Ahoy!!! Welcome to the Captains Table where we celebrate Captain Morgan!!! A weekend without the Captain is just plain boring!!! So introduce yourselves, if you want, share a Captain story, or just hang out and see what king of trouble we get into. It'll happen, I promise!!! Like at Captain Jake's birthday party when he got drunk and beat the shit out of his truck. Anyway, drink resposibly and let us know what that's like!!!

Party On Wayne, Party On Garth!

Captain Marta

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Captain Night Saturday Night.

metalmaniacmom — Fri, 09 Dec 2005 13:30:27 GMT

Saturday night we will be freezing our fucking asses off in the garage. But it'll be fun!! Amy's coming over!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!

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The Captain Goes to a Party!!!

metalmaniacmom — Fri, 02 Dec 2005 16:19:52 GMT

This Saturday night the Captain will be joining Captain Kat and I at Captain Kat's company xmas party. So while there will be less drinking in the garage, there will be partying at a different venue. WOO-HOO!! Captain road trip!!!!! Pics to follow!!!

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Ahoy!

slackfiend — Mon, 28 Nov 2005 02:09:36 GMT

The name's Aaron "Bob," infamous captain of the Iron Wench! I've a fondness for rum that matches my good looks.
And I joined because Kat asked me to.

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The Captains Road Trip!!!

metalmaniacmom — Sun, 27 Nov 2005 18:31:32 GMT

WOO-HOO!!! Last night we took the Captain on the road!!! And fuck ya, he rocks!!!! Check out the new pics!!! Captain Kat had a great time as did my cabin boy and I!! Fuck ya baby!! The Captain Rocks!!!!

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Main Pic

Katapiller — Mon, 28 Nov 2005 01:45:49 GMT

Ok is that like an unholy, and just plain wrong worship of the Captain?...........is there something really wrong with me? Oh well whatever it is I have a WICKED AWESOME time so fuck off all you people that that say I am wrong in my Captain love ;P

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Captain Night Moved to Friday This Week!!

metalmaniacmom — Thu, 24 Nov 2005 20:11:11 GMT

By special request of Captain Jake, this weeks Captain Night will be moved up a night to Friday this week. I'm sure he has his reasons, as it's been a bitch of a week!!!! We'll be getting started eariler than usual too, as we have a long weekend ahead of us. We may even give Wayward Dan another chance. I'll be holding his keys this time, so he doesn't wonder off and wake up in Aryshire again, sleeping on the side of the road!!! So, Party on Wayne. Party on Garth!!! Got a lil Captain in ya?

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Check It!

Katapiller — Thu, 27 Oct 2005 16:24:12 GMT

Tons of new recipes for our favorite pirate

http://www.drinksmixer.com/desc512.html

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Captain Night!! WOO-HOO!!!

metalmaniacmom — Thu, 17 Nov 2005 20:33:48 GMT

Oh Captain, My Captain!!! With the impending arrival of Miss Maris, I believe a bit of the Captain may be in order for Friday evening!! As I have to work at 5 on Saturday morning, I think just a bit will do. But of course, Saturday night is a different story!!! I'm your Captain, I'm your Captain!!

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new graphic

Katapiller — Wed, 16 Nov 2005 16:24:08 GMT

LOVE the new pic.....................this needs to be made into a tee-shirt.............maybe I'll do a cafe press store

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The Captains Log - May 22, 2005 Graduation Celebration!

metalmaniacmom — Tue, 15 Nov 2005 08:33:26 GMT

Hey, Hey, Hey! It's me! Hurray! Survived yet another Captain Night in the ole garage! This has become a weekly ritual for Kat & I. Sometimes others show up, sometimes not. It doesn't matter cuz the Captain is always there! We actually have a Captains table with 3 original Captains. Kat, Marta & Jacob. For awhile word got out about this special place, and people came from far and wide to participate in the festivities. What we discovered was that not everyone was a worthy. Thus the beginning of special invitations to special people began. During my daughters graduation party, we captains oversaw the the celebration from the Captains Table, and the kids that were there to partake in the keg of ale, were very respectful of asking permission to approach the sacred table. One pirate in paticular caught our attention and paid his respect in a most honorable way. We allowed him to approach, upon which time he began to entertain us with amusing anticdotes. So we allowed him to sit at the table. He then kept away all of the undisirables who tried to approach in a most rude like fashion. We then dubbed this honorable pirate, Ryan Jones, Man at Arms. He did serve his post well until a very seductive woman, Lady Emily, used her wiles and lured him away. But can you blame him, he is after all, only a man. When Captain Jacob went to retire for the night, he found a very lovely surprise in his bed. It was Lady Marisa, sound asleep. Well it being the Captains bed he was not about to leave. So he climbed on in bed with the beauty sleeping Marisa, only to discover that she was not only a bed hog, but a blanket hog as well. As he lay on the only 4 inches of space that Marisa would give him, he realized, this is fucking awesome! I'm in bed with Marisa! He then began sending text messages back to the Captains table. Another one bites the dust! Men are so easily swayed by an ample breast and a come hither look. Oh well, as I said before, they are only men!

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