Hail! Fecund Force of Fertility
That did make me love Thy Huevos
as they nestled in Thy ample Basket
amidst the bushy Strands...
O God my God, Thou art Pan!

Hail! Defiance of all Parental Control
That passes through walls to bestow crippling
doses of sugar upon us Children
obedient and disobedient alike!
O God my God, Thou art Lucifer!

Hail! Effigy in Chocolate
Whose Body we Consume in remebrance of Thee
and yet which appears anew each year!
Ears first or tail first...
O God my God, Thou art Jesus Christ!

Hail! Bearer of Multicolored Delights
Who first taught me to seek the Hidden
Sacraments in the Fields
and to Worship with Strange Drugs!
O God my God, Thou art Dionysus!

Hail! Sensless acts of Decoration
Disrupting all Religious Paradigms...
Confusing Churchy Aunts
with PetroPeeps and Rites of Paaz!
O God my God, Thou art Chaos!

In Thy Names come Forth! Move and Appear!
The Age of Man Has Ended
and the Pooka Returns to Claim
Earths Throne!