December 5 Holiday for Faunus

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I didn't know about this until a friend informed me. I Googled and found this:

December 5: Faunus
A Roman festival in honor of Faunus, the consort of Fauna (see December 1). Faunus is the rustic god of woods and flocks, a Roman Pan, the original Green Man. Faunus was the son of Picus, whom Circe turned into a woodpecker for spurning her love. According to Robert Graves, the tomb of Faunus on Crete bore the inscription "Here lies the woodpecker who was also Zeus." Pan, the Greek god of the wild woods, and Hermes were also both associated with woodpeckers. Graves says all three are rain-making shepherd gods.

Graves, Robert, The Greek Myths, Penguin 1955
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  • Faunus the Roman Goat-God
    sung to the tune of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
    words by Morven, Jennifer, Roger, Chip, and BG

    Faunus the Roman Goat-God
    Had a very rigid prick
    And if you ever saw it
    You would say it's quite a trick
    All of the other deities
    Used to leer suggestively
    They always wanted Faunus
    To join in the revelry

    Then one frosty Saturnalia
    Juno made this call
    "Faunus since you're hung so well,
    Won't you ring my solstice bell?"
    Then all the others pouted
    And they muttered jealously
    "Faunus, the Roman goat-god
    Better save a turn for me!"

    I'll be singing that at our Yule celebration this coming weekend! :)
    • "GREAT! You've inspired me to write this:

      Meanwhile in Greece--

      "Hark! The Panpipes!" shepherds sing.
      "Glory to sweet Nature's King.
      Joy on earth as men run wild!
      Earth and heaven reconciled."
      Proudly now His phallus rises.
      Taste the wine of Dionysus.
      Hear the woodland host proclaim,
      "Silenced Pan is born again."
      "Hark! The Panpipes!" mortals sing.
      Glory to our woodland king.

      (How's that so far?)

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