you can see your g-spot? man, that is flexable!

That's what you get when you serve Grafenberg Cabernet. A big stain that looks like a brain:
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And it doesn't help when people start drunkenly seeing images in the stains and spots ala Rorschach ink images. Because the next thing you know, everyone starts spilling on purpose:
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People start getting careless with their swirling:
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They try to see how far away they can be to get the wine in the glass:
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Then again, some people get such a kick out of stains and spots, they blog about it:
www.juliaregan.com/stainpro...part.html

If the world was smart, all clothing and textiles and rugs would come pre-stained:
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Is is a good idea to spotlight huge ink stains when you are trying to sell pens?:
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Anyway, next time, try the Grafenburg white wine or one of these selections, and serve on beach:
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No spots and stains to worry about on rugs or pillows or clothing. Unless you bought some of those pens.

Je devine que je serai juste reconnaissant pour le postérieur. Oui, oui : le postérieur charme.