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Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.
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Re: YO MAMA IS SO UGLY
Wed, October 28, 2009 - 12:49 PMYo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection cries.
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Wed, October 28, 2009 - 12:50 PMYo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate was printed on the back of an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Wed, October 28, 2009 - 12:51 PMYo mama's so ugly, the elephant man paid to see her.
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Wed, October 28, 2009 - 12:51 PMYo mama's so ugly, she could scare the flies off shit.
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Wed, October 28, 2009 - 12:52 PMYo mama's so ugly, her shadow ran away.
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Wed, October 28, 2009 - 12:52 PMYo mama's so ugly, roaches call her mommy.
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Wed, October 28, 2009 - 12:53 PMYo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
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Wed, October 28, 2009 - 12:53 PMYo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
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Wed, October 28, 2009 - 12:54 PMYo mama's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
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Wed, October 28, 2009 - 12:55 PMYo mama's so ugly, yo can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.
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Wed, October 28, 2009 - 12:55 PMYo mama's so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
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Wed, October 28, 2009 - 12:56 PMYo mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.
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Wed, October 28, 2009 - 12:57 PMYo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
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Wed, October 28, 2009 - 12:57 PMYo mama's so ugly, when she was born, they named her "Damn!"
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Wed, October 28, 2009 - 2:42 PMoh how the bear has fallen...resorting to Yo Mama jokes
What's next? Fart jokes? -
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Wed, October 28, 2009 - 3:00 PMCliff's mama is so ugly they threw her in the corner and fed her with a slingshot. -
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Wed, October 28, 2009 - 7:23 PMTHEY COULD NOT GET MY MAMA IN A CORNER.
SHE ATE THEM.
YOU FOOKIN WOOOOSUSSES~!! -
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Thu, October 29, 2009 - 12:15 PMYo mama is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama is so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller -
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Thu, October 29, 2009 - 12:31 PMYO MAMA IS SO UGLY WHEN SHE WANTED TO GET KNOCKED UP SHE HAD TO TIE A PORK CHOP AROUND HER NECK -
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Thu, October 29, 2009 - 1:45 PM<<<YO MAMA IS SO UGLY WHEN SHE WANTED TO GET KNOCKED UP SHE HAD TO TIE A PORK CHOP AROUND HER NECK >>>
Wait?? NO it can't be!
FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
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Thu, October 29, 2009 - 7:53 PM
get it out of your system boys before the hate-crime legislation kicks in. -
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Fri, October 30, 2009 - 9:32 AMYOU MAMA IS A HOMO, TAR BABY, DIRTY DAMN JEW, PAGAN PRESBYTERIAN, IDOL WORSHIPING PAPIST, FUK WAD NAZI, WETBACK, RXR PUNCHIN, WATERMELON STEALIN', KRAUT, JAP, UGLY MUTHA.
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Re: YO MAMA IS SO UGLY
Wed, November 11, 2009 - 7:24 PMPlayin' the dozens now, eh Cliff?
Did someone tell you that the CAPS LOCK button was 'cruise control' for awesome?
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