I prefer to strafe jungles with Napalm. What kind of forest do you live in?

In late summer 2007 I was in the backwoods of Colorado. Ever been 'round there? The mountains go up forever, and you just know that there are big ground monkeys like you looking for a fresh meal. You fat fuckers can't run very well. I haven't been pounced on by a mountain lions yet either, but lately I've been sleeping out right where they'd find me. If I don't have a knife in some future situation like that, I'll just shove my fist down his throat and gag the motherfucker. I would love to do the same to a bear. Watch him gag and hurl up his fucking lungs for a half-hour...