I was perusing over some video footage of the 'Man' burning...er, I mean, EXPLODING!

Q: With the amount petroleum goo used to create the gargantuan mushroom clouds of fire, how many vehicles could've been fueled for their trip back home?

A: Between a lot, and a whole lot!

When the very first Burningman took place...didn't they just burn a buncha wood?

...Wha- happened to that idea?

So, on that note, I have put up this new & improved festival concept...

Where human-powered devices totally reign supreme.

And alternative floats cruising, is now the only dream!


Petrol-use is put on hold once people arrive and park.

(That includes all toxic fireballs bursting forth in the dark!)

Instead of the 'Man' in flames, that are of a chemical type.

Now it floats up and away, while playing on one big bagpipe!

Next year it would float on back, to be recycled, you see?

People arriving by way of parachute get to attend for free!

http://tribes.tribe.net/perpetualmotionman