pick up the pace

topic posted Tue, January 10, 2006 - 12:20 AM by  judah
ok, so what's up homies?

been too quiet 'round here lately.

i think we need to get our madame pervais to get on top of rallying some more content.

i know that contributions here take a little extra effort but... ain't it worth it?

this is the niche that i love most dearly. i'ma start feelin' lonely if peeps don't keep it rollin'




so this one time, at my moms boyfriends haus, in his huge deep bathtub, i found i could brace my feet on the opposite side of the tub, and kinda fold my body in half, and managed to put the first inch or so of my cock in my mouth.

guys always say, 'if only...'
well, do lots of yoga dudes, it is possible.
(mind you my back was a little sore after)
also mind you, it's not as nice as sucking someone elses cock.
oh, er, i mean, haveing your cock sucked by someone else.
ya, ya, that's what i meant. by some female type person.

posted by:
judah
Vancouver
  • Re: pick up the pace

    Tue, January 10, 2006 - 1:45 AM
    its not really worth it if you get a sore back. Plus if it is too strenuous on the rest of your body how the hell can you get off. Not worth it. I agree on getting someone else to do the job. Switch hands if your getting bored at home alone. Practice makes perfect.
  • Re: pick up the pace

    Tue, January 10, 2006 - 1:57 AM
    You're right, I'll pull Pervais out of the trunk and get to work. She's been tired since New Years Eve, she needed a rest after all the horny-tiny tee-gbling-jagerkissing-ainsley make out session with Peach taking pics shenanigans.

    The pics of NYE alone will get it going in here again.

    Also, am about to embark on epic perving journey. Will post the results as I go.

    p.s. - your post reminded me of yet another reason I wish I had a snake tongue
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      Re: pick up the pace

      Wed, January 11, 2006 - 12:31 AM
      Judey bear I think we should look towards our eastern friends for some tips on the true pervaculture that we can only hope to attain.... in humble observance...sunny


      www.bangedup.com/post.php
      • Re: pick up the pace

        Wed, January 11, 2006 - 1:07 AM
        oh sunny bunny, you're a real team player.
        i won the bet, but i'm afraid i might have picked up a virus.

        as it happens, i totally saw that footage years ago, but only the first purge.
        it was so great to see the whole thing, right up to the slippery dangley end. a real chuckler!

        highly recommended for those with a strong stomach, or the desire to vomit.
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          Re: pick up the pace

          Wed, January 11, 2006 - 1:23 AM
          fine the judey poo you may fun won this pervy cuntest but
          i'll get you next time....next time... go check the poo tribe
          i just posted my latest invention.
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            Re: pick up the pace

            Thu, January 12, 2006 - 8:06 PM
            find me.... I'm the one with the awwwww face....ahhhh...

            www.beautifulagony.com/public/main.php

            aaah to revel in my own pervy place in this world...beeeautifulll agony take me to your bedside and continue to rattle my world...
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              Re: pick up the pace

              Sat, January 14, 2006 - 12:52 PM
              steppin it up boys who's cummin? who's the perviest perv that ever perved the perv? hmmm hmmm

              I'm a 510 wow the same as my hieght how cute is that?

              www.hotlanta.com/kinktest.htm
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                Re: pick up the pace

                Sat, January 14, 2006 - 5:12 PM
                gotta give it up for Judey pie he's really trying to bring some life back into this lifeless piece a __________ boring tribe.....oh I remeber the days when you could walk into a room and all the pervs would scatter like wood ants after a feast.... itslike a fucking desert in here, a virtual vaccuum of boring boredom..I've never been so bored in my whole boring life I'm gonna go hang out in the sluts tribe their fucking funny out there I'll jump into my slutmobile and check it out.... see ya wouldn't wanna be ya....hahahaa

                www.dailyhaha.com/_vids/tom...mobile.htm

                booyacka sunny illin and killin da time wit ya boyz ummoh yeahhhh!!! respek North side.....hmm hmmm hmmmm
                • Re: pick up the pace

                  Thu, March 2, 2006 - 10:05 PM
                  no fucking doubt.

                  you all are a bunch of closet missionary position, no forplay, lights off, once a month, overweight, middleage, sweatpants wearin', t.v. watchin', msg eatin', conservatives.

                  on second thot, thats just about as perverted as you can get.

                  your a pair of slippers. plaid. with dog hair on them.

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