rock of love part 2

topic posted Tue, January 15, 2008 - 8:24 AM by  jordan
the new hoes are nasty! there are maybe 2 or 3 that look alright. the rest are broke down ugly HOES. fake lips and faces and tits and gah! nastastic!

looks like this season offers lots of puking though - yay!
does brett ever take off his bandana (that is holding his secret hair to his head)?
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jordan
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  • Re: rock of love part 2

    Tue, January 15, 2008 - 10:58 AM
    i can't WAIT.

    out of sheer boredom i watched the audition shorts on demand the other day and WOW.
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      Re: rock of love part 2

      Tue, January 15, 2008 - 2:52 PM
      When they showed the clip of what was to come this season I specifically watched for the puking. The puke really made the season last year. The Hoes are SOOOO nasty they really outdid themselves this season!
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        Thu, January 17, 2008 - 7:27 AM
        When I saw the promo for season 2 I promised myself I wouldn't watch but who am I kidding.... Did it already start? If I missed it I'm sure VH1 will show it a million times between now and next week.
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          Thu, January 17, 2008 - 3:18 PM
          it just started on tuesday night i think but yeah, they'll play it another million times over.

          i still haven't watched it but it's in the back of my mind to get on it....
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            Thu, January 17, 2008 - 3:32 PM
            sunday night.
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              Thu, January 17, 2008 - 3:38 PM
              awwwww yeaaah
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                Fri, January 18, 2008 - 8:04 AM
                I caught a rerun last night, and it's on like three times today as well in case anybody has missed it so far.

                I'll watch, but I don't think it's going to live up to the first season at all. Especially since a lot of the ladies seem like retreads of first-season contestants: Peyton with the Southern accent is the new Rodeo, Inna and Angelique are the new Magdalena, that stalker fan is the new what's-her-name villain with the red hair, Daisy is the new Jes, and then all those blonde bimbos are the new blonde bimbos.

                But I like watching for some new catchphrases, such as Very Important Pussy. And to see how obvious it is that Bret Michaels is bald and wearing a manwig. They keep saying he's 40, but I have a feeling he's more like 50.
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                  Fri, January 18, 2008 - 8:13 AM
                  i agree with everything you just said. seriously you took the words right outta my mouth.
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                    Fri, January 18, 2008 - 8:52 AM
                    I watch it as a vernacular ethnographic document that serves to catalogue cosmetic surgery and body modification customs among women in early century southern california.

                    Plus I dig that 45 year old coug chick, Crystal Gayle or whatever her name is, with the makeup and hairdo straight out of an Olan Mills portrait studio circa late fall '82 to early spring '83.
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                      Fri, January 18, 2008 - 9:03 AM
                      oh shit! i totally forgot about her. she has a little coal miner's daughter steez.
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                        Re: rock of love part 2

                        Fri, January 18, 2008 - 9:16 AM
                        She was my favorite!!!
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                          Fri, January 18, 2008 - 9:43 AM
                          Bert needs her and her crisco cookin', baby!
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                            Fri, January 18, 2008 - 10:41 AM
                            Is she the one who had that Elvira hairdo?

                            The other ladies were knocking the germaphobe, but if I was in that house you know I'manna be up in there with a can of Bactine. You know where most of those ladies have been.... Pink Eye of Love 2.
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                            Fri, January 18, 2008 - 10:46 AM
                            Is she the one who had that Elvira hairdo?

                            The other ladies were knocking the germaphobe, but if I was in that house you know I'manna be up in there with a can of Bactine. You know where most of those ladies have been.... Pink Eye of Love 2.

                            I don't think you can use Angelique as a case study for early century Southern California plastic surgery trends, !!@*. When she was saying "I've had my breasts done twice, my lips, my eyes, my nose..." I was saying "...and you still look busted"
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                              Fri, January 18, 2008 - 10:48 AM
                              I thought the Primo memberships were supposed to help debug tribe?? I told y'all the founders were just going to use the money to buy mid-life-crises Porches....
  • Re: rock of love part 2

    Mon, January 21, 2008 - 11:16 AM
    tried watching this last night. it hurt.
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      Mon, January 21, 2008 - 12:26 PM
      Yeah, it definitely is paling in comparison to the first season by far. It's sad when a house full of dumb skanks can't even fill up an hour of reality programming with entertainment.
      • Re: rock of love part 2

        Mon, January 21, 2008 - 3:22 PM
        i am having a hard time with the overwhelming number of these chicks who seriously look like they were dudes a few weeks prior to filming.
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          Tue, January 22, 2008 - 7:50 AM
          he's got a nice choice of dudes with fake tits and moms.
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            Tue, January 22, 2008 - 8:43 AM
            that one chick who sang w/ the guitar for the peep show looks like she'd like to get Rodeo's number. I think she'd be a good fit for Bert, they could hang out and scope out chicks together.
            • Re: rock of love part 2

              Tue, January 22, 2008 - 12:42 PM
              Mmm life's rich tapestry is sometimes a wee modicum too rich.
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                Fri, February 1, 2008 - 8:17 PM
                I just don't get why Bret is so gaga over Daisy! She seems pretty nice or whatever but she totally has a severe case of porn-face.
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                  Sat, February 2, 2008 - 9:50 AM
                  I think you just answered your own question there....
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                    Thu, March 27, 2008 - 9:47 AM
                    I like how after Kristy Joe left, Bret is basically like "Look, I don't like any of you ladies now that Kristy Joe's gone. She was supposed to win, but after leaving I'm stuck phoning it in to you five. Tune in for Rock of Love 3!!"
                    • Re: rock of love part 2

                      Thu, March 27, 2008 - 11:42 PM
                      this season isn't as good as last, but it's a welcome reprieve to see something other than "America's Next Top Model" on a so called music video channel. seriously, what's up with the 12 hour marathons of that show? every. day.

                      i agree about his response. I think it was Samantha on last season who was given the question "do ya wanna stay or go?" and she went. i'm sure she was going to be given the pass, especially since he walked her out holding the pass close by and big John turned away, as if to get the back up pass ready. it was nice to see dude come back this time, toss Kristy's pass down blatantly and essentially say, "ok, *insert name*, not so close second, but you get to stay for another week". how heartwarming.

                      bringing heather back was a great idea. definitely has made the show way more watchable.
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                        Fri, March 28, 2008 - 2:08 PM
                        Dude, LOVE Heather!! Mad respect. Loved when her parents were on, loved her sloppy declarations of love fer Bert. How in god's name does she maintain that body with all the partying she does?! The booze absolutely to' me up from the flo' up in my late 30's. SAYIN

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