my fantasy was shattered

topic posted Mon, June 30, 2008 - 11:53 AM by  jordan
so i finally got to see billy crudup in person. he is still the hottest dude alive, but he destroyed all my dreams.

we were at fred 62s eating breakfast yesterday in hollywood. i went inside to add our name to the list & he was there. it was one of those moments where you think you recognize the person from somewhere else so you stare at them. we locked eyes for what seemed like an eternity. then i realized who he was & looked away quickly. i glanced back & saw a chick with him.

we got sat outside. for 20 minutes i was hemming & hawing going in and asking for a photo. i mean SHIT i have loved this dude since high school. wanted to have his children. thought he was A GOLDEN GOD (almost famous reference). by the time i worked up the courage to go back in and tell him he is a golden god... he was walking out... with her. HER! the fucking cunt from grey's anatomy that fucked with alex. www.imdb.com/name/nm0714147/ (yes, i am basing my hatred of this woman on her character on a tv show & her being with my dream man). so anyway, they walk out, he looks at me again (even josh & erik were like "dude, he totally is clockin you." but i am sure it's because we had that stare down thing inside) and they cross the street. cut to the NASTIEST shit i have ever witnessed:

they drove separate cars, she is in some hummer thing & he is in a pruis *DIDN'T HE REALIZE IT'S NOT MEANT TO BE ON CAR CHOICE ALONE?!?*. he kisses her goodbye. FOR FUCKING 5 MINUTES. they were sucking each other's faces off and it was so over the top lame with one leg up and hands in hair and grabbing each other's head and SUCKING. it was so inappropriate no matter who you are. nasty.
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jordan
Los Angeles

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