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How did Michael Jackson Die?
Food poisoning. He put 10 year old nuts in his mouth.
How will they dispose of Jackson's corpse?
By melting him down into lego, so kids can play with HIM for a change.
Did you hear that in tribute to Michael Jackson, McDonalds is offering the limited time only "Jackson Burger"? Pickles, onions, ketchup, and 50 year old meat between 8 year old buns.
Now that he is dead, what is Michael Jackson doing?
Trying to molest the baby jesus in heaven.
Food poisoning. He put 10 year old nuts in his mouth.
How will they dispose of Jackson's corpse?
By melting him down into lego, so kids can play with HIM for a change.
Did you hear that in tribute to Michael Jackson, McDonalds is offering the limited time only "Jackson Burger"? Pickles, onions, ketchup, and 50 year old meat between 8 year old buns.
Now that he is dead, what is Michael Jackson doing?
Trying to molest the baby jesus in heaven.
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Re: Michael Jackson Jokes
Tue, June 30, 2009 - 8:49 AMHarsh
Farrah Fawcett died and went to heaven. God looked at her and said, "You have done so much good in your life so I will grant you one wish." Farrah looked at the world and decided her wish. "I wish for all the children to be safe." The rest was history.
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Re: Michael Jackson Jokes
Tue, June 30, 2009 - 8:52 AMWhat did the woman yell at Michael Jackson on the beach?
Get out of my sun!
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
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Re: Michael Jackson Jokes
Tue, June 30, 2009 - 5:12 PMWhat's black and blue and hates sex?
Bubbles the chimp -
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Re: Michael Jackson Jokes
Thu, July 2, 2009 - 10:48 PMWhat's the difference between plastic shopping bags and Michael Jackson? One is white, plastic, and a danger to children - the other is used to carry groceries.
They're actually saying that Jackson's death was a suicide. Apparently he had learned that Boyz II Men was not a service.
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