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(guy to a girl)
"i'm going to put my mouth where you sit down and pretend it's a hot day and the ice cream is melting."
SEXY!!!!!!!!!!
"i'm going to put my mouth where you sit down and pretend it's a hot day and the ice cream is melting."
SEXY!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: pillow talk...
Tue, May 6, 2008 - 4:24 PMunisex
"Stop struggling. Stop struggling. Stop. Shhhhhh sh sh sh sh. Come on. Look; we're seventy feet underground, understand? Blow out your candles and make your wish a good one; it's birthday time. Happy, happy birthday. Why are you crying? It's your birthday. You're ruining your own party." -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 10:28 AM*reminds self never to have a birthday around loki...* -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 6:10 PMAll the balloons float down here! And when you're down here, you'll float too!!! -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 8:54 PMI want to buy you some ice....and not the kind you put in your drink!
What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps -
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Wed, May 7, 2008 - 10:00 PMWhy do so many allegedly heterosexual men seem obsessed with anal sex? -
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Thu, May 8, 2008 - 8:32 PMyou guys took this great thread and turned it into a perverted thing from "It" (good job!)
this was supposed to be a place to hear great come on lines, like this gem:
(rob to random homless man)
"i want to comb through your pubic hair looking for treats, and beat my face with your junk until the smack kicks in. then i want you to bite my nipples till i blow a load on your chest. i'll give you 5 bucks." -
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Re: pillow talk...
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 8:49 PMWell, probably the stupidest thing I ever saw was a drunk frat boy hitting on me and it went like this...
Hey, Stephany! You ever stand in a field of wheat and howl at the moon? ( he is humping a bag of whole wheat bread while he says this)
I am playing pool with my girlfriends. It was, up until then, a very chill night...
Frat boy went home with his tail between his legs, shall we say. -
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Fri, May 9, 2008 - 2:54 PMSo... Where'd ya stick that bread for him? ;D -
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Fri, May 9, 2008 - 2:58 PMHe he. Actually the bread was sent flying out the door and onto the sidewalk.
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Mon, May 12, 2008 - 6:20 PMThis is not cool coming from the clown guy. -
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Re: pillow talk...
Tue, May 13, 2008 - 1:25 AMThe clown guy? Who's the clown guy?
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Re: pillow talk...
Tue, May 13, 2008 - 1:28 PMI wonder if the phrase, "Would you just fucking fuck me already" would work on a guy, or scare him off... -
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Tue, May 13, 2008 - 11:59 PMScare him off. Trust me, most guys are pretty wussy when the rubber hits the road, as it were. -
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Wed, May 14, 2008 - 3:55 PMHm, maybe if ya pay them first... -
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Re: pillow talk...
Wed, May 14, 2008 - 5:01 PMAre we talking about man-ginas now? -
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Thu, May 15, 2008 - 8:25 AMTake him seventy feet underground before the GHB wears off, wait for him to sort of groggily half-wake, and *then* say it. I bet that would work - especially if you feed him a lot of Vice (viagra + crystal meth) right before he wakes completely up. Give it a try!
In real life, the pillow talk around here has been more or less "Hmm - I gotta get back to work in about 45 minutes or so" for the past two years. At least we keep the deed spicy. Y'all know what scissorin' is, right? Wheeeeeeeedaggy! With practice you can get all gymnastic with it. -
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Thu, May 15, 2008 - 9:51 AMall of that sounds like it would work, but you would probably end up with the guy leaving you hanging. no climax for the eager beaver and the meat cleaver.
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Sat, May 17, 2008 - 6:25 PMsissor me timbers!
celebri-net.com/serendipit...Scissor.jpg -
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Re: pillow talk...
Sat, May 17, 2008 - 7:15 PMJason and Big Silly are Scissor Sisters!
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Re: pillow talk...
Mon, May 19, 2008 - 2:22 PMHere's some ladies doing it:
girl-vs-girl.com/tribbing/...00x160.jpg
Neat, huh?
I have spine problems, so this technique became necessary. -
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Mon, May 19, 2008 - 4:33 PM"Link disabled".
Wow, they scissored themselves rite off the internet! -
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Re: pillow talk...
Mon, May 19, 2008 - 5:14 PMTake both hands and make two peace signs.
Put the two hands together so the "crotch" of the Vs fit together.
Now, grinds 'em together a little bit and you'll get the idea... -
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Re: pillow talk...
Tue, May 20, 2008 - 7:00 AMOK that brings us to:
"Excuse me; I'm temping in the office two floors down, and they don't have any office supplies in, yet, so I was wondering - wanna fuck in the maintenance closet?" -
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Re: pillow talk...
Fri, May 30, 2008 - 4:14 PM*Writes that one down for later*
Ladies, has the scissoring thing ever worked for you?
Yeah I dated a lesbian... never even tried it... -
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Fri, May 30, 2008 - 9:05 PMJust seems like you'd be trying too hard. -
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Fri, May 30, 2008 - 10:52 PMReminds me of that South Park episode with Mr. Garrison... after the sex-change and he/she decided to be a lesbian... -
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Mon, June 2, 2008 - 7:24 AM"LESBOS!!!" I was thinking the same thing, Steph. Best South Park episode ever! :)
"Scissor me timbers!"
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Re: pillow talk...
Mon, June 2, 2008 - 1:18 PMJust remembered some pillow talk from years ago, when someone from my apartment who shall remain nameless said something like "No, don't bite me THERE! Ow, dammit!"
Giggling from neighbors outside in the parking lot commenced...
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Tue, June 3, 2008 - 6:37 PMYeah, yeah, we all know it was you. Biting certain body parts is always painful, never sexy. -
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Tue, June 3, 2008 - 10:28 PMBiting's okay if done the right way... gently. I learned my lesson the hard way. I bit a boy in class when I was little. ( He totally deserved it). It did not go very well. I actually got dragged to the dentist to get my overly obnoxious vampire canines filed down. Let me tell you it's like getting your teeth neutered. -
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Re: pillow talk...
Fri, June 6, 2008 - 6:10 PMhere's one from a random day dream:
"fuck me like John Denver." -
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Re: pillow talk...
Fri, June 6, 2008 - 6:50 PMIs that what Jojo said when you impregnated her? You're baby is going to be scarred. Rocky mountain high dude.
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Re: pillow talk...
Fri, June 6, 2008 - 7:53 PM"fuck me like John Denver."
Like with sunshine on your shoulders? I'm going to slip it in to you so good next time I come down. -
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Re: pillow talk...
Sat, June 7, 2008 - 9:34 AM"you fill up my senses, come fill me again..."
i feel so dirty now. i can't wash this off me! -
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Sat, June 7, 2008 - 9:39 AMjohn denver just looks like someone who cross dresses. totally. he didn't die, he moved to Colorado and became Sarah, friend of animals and ranger at a national park somewhere in the Rocky Mountains. -
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Sun, June 8, 2008 - 9:53 PMI thought he became Jane Denver, moved to Oregon and got elected to the board of directors of the Oregon Country Fair.
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