1. accept kittehs as yer personul lord & savur. (iz sev yer soul frum eturnal harball. srsly.)
2. get teh speak, k. (www.lolcatbible.com/index.php then read hole bible.
3. find sum verses in teh bible yuz find amuzing to s'plain yerself or stuff. memerizes dems.
4. hai. ceiling cat haz teachded gud principuls like to not eated thy bruthers cookies if i wuldn't want hims to eated mine. luvins can be dun by all kittehs and sum h00mans, too it turnz out. do dems luvins. iz gud.
5. member teh verses from #3. pontificate dems. or find a kitteh & kiss teh paw.

das enuf for now.

ceiling cat luvs evrywun alwaz. check out psalm 23... meditate on teh yummy gudness of dem werds & promesez. be hapi... cuddle a cat.

kthxby.