Mischief was there with her boyfriend, who was being sort of whiney and saying how much he wanted a taco. We were on a roof, and finally he just went to find one. "What's the deal [with him]?" I asked "Oh, he flunked his photgraphy test", she said, as though I knew all about it and understood why he was so "challenged".
Then, without really discussing it, we started playing this game that apparently we'd played before. The point of the game was basically to get the other person to jump off the roof of the building we were on, using any means necessary, like logic, emotional ,manipulation, diversion, or plain just running and pushing. Mischief was a champ at it, maybe even better than me, because more than once I almost jumped (her skill was in making me think I wanted to jump). From the roof it appeared as though it was a very tall building, but it was really only 12 feet tall.
I woke up hanging from the fire escape and Mischief saying, "You KNOW you want to let go; why not just give it to yourself?"
Do not play this game with her in real life.
Then, without really discussing it, we started playing this game that apparently we'd played before. The point of the game was basically to get the other person to jump off the roof of the building we were on, using any means necessary, like logic, emotional ,manipulation, diversion, or plain just running and pushing. Mischief was a champ at it, maybe even better than me, because more than once I almost jumped (her skill was in making me think I wanted to jump). From the roof it appeared as though it was a very tall building, but it was really only 12 feet tall.
I woke up hanging from the fire escape and Mischief saying, "You KNOW you want to let go; why not just give it to yourself?"
Do not play this game with her in real life.
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Mon, June 2, 2008 - 11:22 AMBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, man, Mark...I don't even know where to start. Hahahahaha. Shit. You've floored the motor mouth. I got nothin, except...no, nobody should play that game with me in real life. And uh, people are NOT bubbles. The splat is way more spectacular. Ware tall buildings and women with questionable senses of humor. Hahaha. -
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Re: Takes a deep breath....
Mon, June 2, 2008 - 5:06 PMone thing that's completely UNquestionable, is your sense of humor.
it's not the first dream I've had with you. I may need to start charging a subscription fee actually. -
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HEY!
Mon, June 2, 2008 - 9:13 PMNO REVERSE CHARGES!
You can throw a tenner, at least, in my general direction every time you have an UID, Unauthor-Ized Dream...as opposed to the IUD...which as we all know, is entirely different.
If I, writer extraordinaire am not the dream author, you owe me bank. As the Official Author Of Dreams, your current DIS status puts you in DISreputable company. To begin monthly payments, please lift the headset near you and dial 1-800-MzCHIEF. My house elf will be happy to collect your money. -
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Re: HEY!
Tue, June 3, 2008 - 11:33 AMhey you little upstart.
MY dream; MY tiered subscription system. If you want a low-income ticket, ya haveta apply. Otherwise go find some other hapless guy's dream world to titillate, some OTHER guy's babybatter production facilities to overtax.
Honeslty now, or someone's gettin' spanked. -
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Re: HEY!
Tue, June 3, 2008 - 1:43 PMDid you just THREATEN me?! With spankings?! Duuuuuude. That's a pretty tall order for an amateur. Sure you got the chops? I'd hate to hurt you too bad. Take your low income ticket and give it the crack whore stuck to your shoe. This here is a VIP situation. Not only do I get in free, I get paid to attend the party. DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
I tell you. The service around here is just terrible.
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