P-Dawg couldn't wait to get to Choncho'sez" house to share a Cashew Butter and Jam Sammich with his Kitty Buddy! As he trotted along the street toting his sack of "delicious'sez ands refreshings tangersrines and all", he bumped right into his good friend.......................
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Re: "Tells us a's Story'sez, ofs Sammiches ands friendz!!!!!!"
Sat, May 10, 2008 - 11:18 AMdudelely!
an dudelely wuz eatin a peanut buter sammich that he stole frum foodslave dad. but foodslave dad had the last laff cuz the peanut buter wuz veree stiky an stuk to the roof of dudeleleys mouth an dudeley wuz makin funny faces an chompin an likkin an all kinda stuff tryin to swallow that peanut butter sammich!!
an finully dudelely finished up his sammich and dad stopped laffin an they went outside an saw.... -
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Sat, May 10, 2008 - 2:10 PMA cat run up a tree chased by a squirrel....who was chased by Luke and Katie.....who just wanted to ask them for directions to the nearest..... -
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Sat, May 10, 2008 - 3:48 PMsammich and all.
Blossom had decided to host a lovely brunch in P-Dawg's honor, with flowers on the table and water in real glasses and sammiches on actual plates.
She knew P-Dawg was a world traveler and all, and was used to the best in life.
Luke and Katie and Dudley and Minnie and Prince and Grace and Jeff and Flea and Anthony and Pippin and Kasey were all coming, as well as some dogs and other friends of P-Dawg I forgot to mention, but you know who you are.
Choncho thought of the look on P-Dawg's face when he saw that Choncho was eating a sammie made of his own butt-nuts, and started to laugh.
He laughed so hard he choked on his sammie and gacked up a huge fur-and -cashew butter-ball all over Blossom's lovely table.
Just then, P-Dawg the guest of honor, arrived. He . . . -
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Sun, May 11, 2008 - 1:41 AMSaid: Doo'nutz worry'sez, itz no's nevers minds ands alls" Beings animal'sez ands alls, there'sez bounds to's bee's somes'ones heres thatz wills eatz an's ABC'sez Sammich!!!" Then suddenly, who should step up to the dinner plate, but................................!!! -
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Mon, May 12, 2008 - 2:19 AMChoncho himself, exclaiming that what was good the first time, would surely be even better the second!!! Just then the door bell rang, and Blossom, always the fine hostess, skidaddled to the front door to see who it was, and lo and behold....................... -
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Mon, May 12, 2008 - 2:29 AMIt was Jeff! He had brought his bullwhip and hoolie hoop to the sammich party!
He was wearing a festive bandana and looked quite handsome. Blossom was dazzled by the ever-handsome and jaunty Jeff!
Embarrassed and disgusted as usual by Choncho's foul personal habits, Blossom was afraid her lovely party was ruined, and she wanted Jeff and P-Dawg to think she was the Martha Stewart of dogs, and maybe (don't tell her I said this) fight over her just a bit!
She started to get nervous, which caused her to get a noisy case of hiccups. What would she do? -
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Tue, May 13, 2008 - 12:46 AMThis was a delemna that no dog ever wants to find herself in! Thinking on her four feet, she then enticed "The Boyz" away from Choncho and his "Fancy Feast" with promises of Deviled Ham Sammiches and Shrimp cocktail, which you know that she could deliver on....Oh yeah!!!.........Any who, Jeff and P-Dawg settled in on some pet cushions, munching their Sammys and Shrimps and hanging on every word of Blossom's tale of tasty treats found under and behind sofas. Now what is that commotion!!!! With a thundering Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-hooooo, in gallops......................................................! -
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Tue, May 13, 2008 - 5:27 PMI'm drooling........ -
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Tue, May 13, 2008 - 8:01 PMJesus....balancing a tray loaded with mojitos.......he gallops in the entry way without spilling a drop and sets the tray of beverages in the middle of the table for all to share......then departs back to his 1961 volkswagon bug idling in the drive so the pups and choncho can continue their antics.....as he hops into the drivers seat he glances out of the corner of his eye a new arrival. It is none other than....... -
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Fri, May 16, 2008 - 11:30 PMSPUDNUTS AND CHONCHO! -
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Sat, May 17, 2008 - 1:43 AMYes, after eating his regurge, Choncho sneaked out the side door and came back with his new little fuzz bundle of joy, Spudnutz!!! Concho beamed as he introduced his cute little sidekick to all of his friends. Jeez-butts looked on with that look of divine glowing love that he often expresses! And Choncho turned to Jeez-Butts and exclaimed.................................................. -
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Sat, May 17, 2008 - 5:49 AM"I just ate my own barf, Jesus! Gimme a kiss!"
Spudnuts sat quietly, trembling slightly. He was not sure what to do, and Choncho was too excited to guide him properly.
Jesus knelt and motioned for little Spudnuts to come unto him. Spudnuts toddled over to Jesus on trembling little legs and promptly pooped. Spudnuts looked up proudly at Jesus, as if he had given him a gift.
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Sat, May 17, 2008 - 11:22 AMBehold! You are about to witness a miracle like none other! Jeez-butts smiled and looked skyward. reciting a beautiful never before heard Psalm, that goes like this................................
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