Short version is that almost every time I've gone to the coffee shop this week, various unknowns of various genders and presuasions have decided they find me attractive, and have not been reluctant to tell me about. or demonstrate this. I've been involved in a multi day conversation with friends about what must be visible on my forehead to induce these individuals into this behavior.
I'm in my 40's, of average looks, I wear a wedding band, and in RL, I don't flirt, I'm monogamous, and not looking.
Then this week, my son has been having screaming nightmares very very late at night. My upstairs neighbor complained to me about getting my brat under control so he (my son) wouldn't wake said neighbor up. Idiot then strongly suggested he was available for "services" if I got lonely, now that my husband is deployed.
He came back today, with a varient of the same.

That's the short version.

yay chi!!!! way to go