So a quirky sock critter goes into a bar and says, Bartender, I wanna drink.

And the bartender looks at the sock and says, Don't be offended, man, but ya got any money?

So the sock coughs up a twenty and slaps it on the bar. Yup! he says.

So what will you have? the bartender asks.

Sex on the Beach!

So when presented with the drink, the sock puts his toe into the glass and starts sipping. He gets a little soaked and starts to dribble on the bar counter.

Hey, you're supposed to drink that up! says the bartender.

Ith okay, says the sock. I'm drinkin' it (hic!) as fast I can (hic).