Jackals, weasels, slugs, jellyfish, jackasses, holy shit why put down decent critters living as best they can in the diminishing natural landscape by comparing them to nasty humans??? Banana slugs are interesting critters, and I can tell stories about jellyfish! Even calling them world-controllers assholes doesn't quite do it because without that smelly spot on our bodies we'd shortly be puffing up and exploding and boy would that gag everyone close by! EEEwwwwwww

Need a new description for these humans. Now take 'skeeters, what fucking good are they? What niche do they hold in the scheme of things? Carriers of disease, drinker of blood that nastily spits back into the hole they made all sorts of icky shit, and they make you itch. I honestly can't think of anything good to say about 'skeeters. But skeeter just doesn't have the ugly punch, does it? And vampire is oh-so-overused... I just don't know!