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When You've Been Married Too Long

topic posted Wed, May 7, 2008 - 6:07 AM by 
A little hump-day humor for your enjoyment.....

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
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  • Red Rob
    Red Rob
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    Re: When You've Been Married Too Long

    Thu, May 8, 2008 - 9:35 PM
    LOL... thanks for the laugh Barry! (and I agree with Simon)
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    • Munky
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      Re: When You've Been Married Too Long

      Thu, May 8, 2008 - 10:15 PM
      You know, if I'm happy in my marriage, I'm a sex fiend. I did the variety / short-term thing, and my sex life wasn't nearly as good as it was in my marriages, or right now. Long as I feel loved and content, game on! I guess the challenge is, keeping the loving spirit alive. But honestly I don't think it's impossible. Some of my best friends have been marriage or love partners for a zillion years, and their sex lives are satisfying.
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      • mel!nda
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        Re: When You've Been Married Too Long

        Yesterday, 5:27 PM
        i think that if that man were in a good marriage he'd be like, "hey batman, let Me be robin tonight..."

        and then she'd be like, "that's right baby, you're MY bitch tonight! now get to those dishes, then meet me in the bedroom!"

        and then... "POW!", "ZAP!", "WOW!" and "KABLAM!!!" they'd be spicing up right along with the other couples. just saying, too long doesn't have to mean too sad, too bad~ especially when the couple has access to those kinds of accessories! ;)
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