ok does size matter...
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meantime here;s a joke to get your imagination going...
Jack and Jill get engaged, but before they marry Jack says to Jill
'Jill, I have to confess, my penis is infant sized'
Jill replies, 'thats a shock but i dont mind, I love you I'll learn to live with it'
So they get married, and on the honeymoon Jill puts her hand down Jacks trousers and starts screaming.
I thought you said your penis was infant sized??!?!?!'
' It is' Jack replied, 'Its 7lbs, 4oz and 12 inches long.
fill in the blanks.......
meantime here;s a joke to get your imagination going...
Jack and Jill get engaged, but before they marry Jack says to Jill
'Jill, I have to confess, my penis is infant sized'
Jill replies, 'thats a shock but i dont mind, I love you I'll learn to live with it'
So they get married, and on the honeymoon Jill puts her hand down Jacks trousers and starts screaming.
I thought you said your penis was infant sized??!?!?!'
' It is' Jack replied, 'Its 7lbs, 4oz and 12 inches long.
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Re: size...
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 12:23 AMTarzan had a problem with size too....lol!!
Tarzan gets in a terrible fight with a ferocious lion, and loses an eye, an arm, and his weenie.
The animals of the jungle nurse Tarzan back to health. They give him the eye of a hawk, the arm of a gorilla, and for a pecker, they give him a baby elephant's trunk.
After about a week, Cheetah comes up to Tarzan and says, "Tarzan, how you like-a your new parts?"
Tarzan says, "Eye good...Tarzan see far, clear...Arm good...long, strong...but Tarzan not crazy about new weenie... all day long, pickup weeds and stuff up Tarzan's ass."
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Re: size...
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 2:30 AMThe only thing we have not yet taxed is the willy. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed. 30% of the time it is hard up. 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in a hole.
It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Effective March 1, 2008 willies will be taxed according to size.
The tax brackets are as follows:
10"-12" Luxury Tax
8"-10" Pole Tax
5"- 8" Privilege Tax
4"- 5" Nuisance tax
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION.
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
Are there penalties for early withdrawal?
Do multiple partners count as a corporation?
Are condoms deductible as work clothes?
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Fri, May 9, 2008 - 2:08 PMThis is amazing Matt . . .lol
Nuisance tax, indeed . .
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Re: size...
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 9:29 AM"size" does NOT matter
"creativity" & "dedication" do matter
abundant "size" may mask a lack of "creativity" and/or "dedication" for a bit, but not in the long run
<pun intended>
love all-ways,
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Re: size...
Fri, May 9, 2008 - 10:19 AMDare I say it? Pretty please, may I say it at last???? After so many years of awkwardly lying when I say the opposite?
Yes. Size matters. To me. I know women to whom it doesn't -- they're the ones who married a couple of old boyfriends I dated briefly. Very briefly. Below a certain minimum, and over a certain maximum, it just won't work for me. (But I bet that most guys think that that minimum is a lot more minimum than it really is.) -
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Fri, May 9, 2008 - 10:32 AMit also depends of the size of the female inside...
yes women have different sizes guys.....this is why we get measured before getting a diaphram...
and no its not about women's weight...some women are big on the outside and tiny in the inside...actually many men think that physically smaller women mean smaller vaginias...WRONG! One thing is smaller women might be boner since there is less cushion, but definitely not always smaller...
Just like tall men don't all have big penis...ladies I'm sure you know what I mean...some women think cause a guy is tall his penis is huge...boy is that not the case...I've seen some tiny tiny men who were over 6 feet....and some really really big guys who were 5'5. It's like the small men had all their height saved for their penis or something...lol
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Fri, May 9, 2008 - 12:17 PM<<Dare I say it? Pretty please, may I say it at last???? After so many years of awkwardly lying when I say the opposite?
Yes. Size matters. To me. I know women to whom it doesn't -- they're the ones who married a couple of old boyfriends I dated briefly. Very briefly. Below a certain minimum, and over a certain maximum, it just won't work for me. (But I bet that most guys think that that minimum is a lot more minimum than it really is.) >>
Thanks for being honest, I have always known that size does matter, fortunately I have been blessed both with size / girth as well as meeting honest women and size queens. Through meeting these women over the years I have also heard of the large guy with no skill who rams it in there, so I have learned to be large, skilled and pay attention to your partner is truly a wonderful trio to deliver. Very rarely is it just one thing, all the skill in the world wont help you if you have a skinny 3" cock, its a combination of tools and efforts. On that note, I guess some guys rely on only their cock because I keep hearing how nice / surprising it is that I know & like to use my tongue and my fingers before, during and after. -
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Fri, May 9, 2008 - 8:29 PMalright simon...that's bigger news then I expected...no pun intended
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Fri, May 9, 2008 - 2:05 PMthank you . . . I am but a wee Norse women who had had three large boys . . . everything is realative
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Fri, May 9, 2008 - 2:03 PMI will quote Nicole Kidman after her divorce from Tom Cruise "well, at least I can wear high heels again . . . and, yes, size does matter" -
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Fri, May 9, 2008 - 8:30 PMartist,,,that's too funny.
I recently saw a picture of Tom Cruise and his current wife...he's holding his hand and coming out of a car...she towers over him and he looks like her little boy.
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Sat, May 10, 2008 - 12:47 AMreminds me of the old joke, "sorry, ma'am, it's ,my fault I can't hit the bottom, but its your fault I can't hit the sides..."
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Sat, May 10, 2008 - 5:08 AMAnyone who says that size doesn't matter is either female, lying or both -
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Sun, May 11, 2008 - 1:17 PM"Anyone who says that size doesn't matter is either female, lying or both"
BS, Jolly. I hear guys say that all the time, that size doesn't matter. I think most of them believe their skills make up for it or they are saying that to protect themselves. And females that say it really do feel that way, or they are trying to protect someone's feelings. Females don't just lie about that because they feel they have to or for no reason. Most of us don't lie about it at all.
For me, size definitely matters. I'm a major penetration junkie, and I have two g-spots, one the usual place, and one way up there, and I'm not shy about them. So, my guy has to reach. Not saying that all women are like me, at all, and smaller built guys can't make women happy. I just have a certain body geography that makes it desirable for men to fit into places I want them to go. I'm a small woman and built quite small down there, but I like the way big fits. Just feels better.
I dated a guy who was a big muscular dude, great big hands and feet, and when I got him alone I was shocked. He was tiny! I felt really bad but I ended it. I just couldn't get into it. Better he find someone who was into him and didn't care about that, and he did. I'm happy for them both.
I had a few massively built guys along the way. Those were challenges for me. They were too wide and too long and we had to go slow to make it work, but once we were in the zone, oh man, yum. Just hard to keep it in because the fit. Whoopsy!
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Re: size/ chemistry
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 9:21 PMsize only matters when a guy is tiny...that is the only size that is just hopeless. any normal sized guy can be a great lover, if he really wants to be.
of course i have a preference,but i know very well that my preference in size doesn't mean he will be the best lover i ever had.
and there are guys that are just too big...yes, thats true,too! unless you are a porn queen, a really big guy will just be painful if he's not ALSO a really good lover.
and lets not forget about chemistry...chemistry is what really makes great sex. there will be those that totally *get* you the first time and always will, those you have to 'work' with and those who never do.
no one can compete with my first real lover, and he did have *everything,the size,the looks- just a little on the dumb side ( lol ! )
and the reason is not because i haven't found anyone else thats the same size or bigger,but because i have never fallen so completely in LOVE with anyone else like that.
somehow i've never managed to completely lose my damn mind again...ah,wisdom...it doesnt make you prettier,huh?
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Re: size/ chemistry
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 11:26 PMthere is a saying...its not the size of the boat...its the motion in the ocean....and I say I rather be in a yacht then in a canoe when in the ocean...lol -
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Re: size/ chemistry
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 11:33 PMLOL.....
Rock the boat...don't rock the boat baby
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Re: size/ chemistry
Sun, May 11, 2008 - 11:58 PMthe down side to being large is that you can't put it in all the way... or so i've heard..... ;-)
most ladies will work with a guy who is a little too big or small as long as he's not a complete ass.
cock, much like vaj-, is only one component of a much larger package.... however your complete package priority list may vary...
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