Another reason to love Canada

topic posted Wed, May 21, 2008 - 7:09 PM by  offlineJai जय ૐ
They can make fun of themselves, and make it work too...

www.youtube.com/watch
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Jai जय ૐ
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  • Re: Another reason to love Canada

    Thu, May 22, 2008 - 4:55 AM
    You mean besides the following: Rush, hockey, The Tragically Hip, pretty cool bacon, good beer, Great Big Sea, Barenaked Ladies, The Trailer Park Boys, and of course lax pot laws....lol

    • Re: Another reason to love Canada

      Thu, May 22, 2008 - 11:45 AM
      "You mean besides the following: Rush, hockey, The Tragically Hip, pretty cool bacon, good beer, Great Big Sea, Barenaked Ladies, The Trailer Park Boys, and of course lax pot laws....lol "

      I'm afraid that still doesn't make up for Celine Dion, Brian Adams, and Nickelback. But since we elected Bush, we'll call it even.
  • Re: Another reason to love Canada

    Thu, May 22, 2008 - 5:20 AM
    I love Canada also....thanks for the laughter Jai :)
    • Re: Another reason to love Canada

      Thu, May 22, 2008 - 6:41 AM
      It is great that people think that Canada is cool.but It is cold.

      We had the worst winter in thirty yearrs - where is a little global warming when you need it - and I predict that Canadians will be leaving here in drove and invading your country come next fall, thee dollar rate permittng.

      As for lax marijuana law, the local cottage industry in this impoverished area , and I mean cottage industry, is growing some in the bassement. All tenats, including yours have had some. It really wrecks a house.
      The police, on the other hand, keeps a close eye. they just wait until everything has grown and then show up in full regalia for the harvest, leaving you with the mess and possibly departing with extra pocket money.
      They are also not adverse to growing their own as many stories are spinning around.

      These are French policemen. they are just a little more infused with "joie de vivre". The English Canadian police is straighter.
  • Re: Another reason to love Canada

    Thu, May 22, 2008 - 7:22 AM
    On the other hand:

    www.youtube.com/watch
    • Re: Another reason to love Canada

      Thu, May 22, 2008 - 7:49 AM
      Papa, I'm crying right now...that was pretty funny....
      • Re: Another reason to love Canada

        Thu, May 22, 2008 - 8:28 PM
        Papa that made me laugh out loud. You're country's just a piece of.... Ba ha ha!
        • Re: Another reason to love Canada

          Thu, May 22, 2008 - 11:12 PM
          Catherine Deneuve, oh non, she just drop here to club her own seal (bot not our own raw seal; run seal, run, run, run).
          • Re: Another reason to love Canada

            Thu, May 22, 2008 - 11:17 PM
            Eniad, non non non?

            Pour quoi pas?

            ;-)
            • Re: Another reason to love Canada

              Fri, May 23, 2008 - 9:38 AM
              ladies, you're speaking french! you know what that did to Gomez Addams!

              www.youtube.com/watch
              • Re: Another reason to love Canada

                Fri, May 23, 2008 - 11:41 AM
                but Papa ......he spoke in Italian to her .. not french ....
                • Re: Another reason to love Canada

                  Fri, May 23, 2008 - 12:49 PM
                  i've heard your voice. anything you say in any language is effective on me!
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                    Re: Another reason to love Canada

                    Sat, May 24, 2008 - 9:11 AM
                    danke ', Papa .. .:-)
                    • Re: Another reason to love Canada

                      Sat, May 24, 2008 - 10:04 PM
                      i got this in an email today so had to add it here.
                      if you dont find any of these funny, sorry, i guess you are not canadian then ;)
                      (p.s. i hate being called a canuck - i guess it is a hockey term - shows how interested i am in hockey...)


                      *A Little Canadian Humor*,

                      *Forget Rednecks,

                      Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canucks.



                      If your local Dairy Queen is closed from

                      September through May,

                      You may live in Canada.



                      If someone in a Home Depot store

                      Offers you assistance and they don't work there,

                      You may live in Canada.



                      If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,

                      You may live in Canada.



                      If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation

                      With someone who dialed a wrong number,

                      You may live in Canada.



                      If 'Vacation' means going anywhere

                      South of Detroit for the weekend,

                      You may live in Canada.



                      If you measure distance in hours,

                      You may live in Canada.



                      If you know several people

                      Who have hit a deer more than once,

                      You may live in Canada.



                      If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'

                      In the same day and back again,

                      You may live in Canada.



                      If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow

                      During a raging blizzard without flinching,

                      You may live in Canada.



                      If you install security lights on your house and garage,

                      But leave both unlocked,

                      You may live in Canada.


                      If you carry jumper cables in your car

                      And your wife knows how to use them,

                      You may live in Canada.



                      If you design your kid's Halloween costume

                      To fit over a snowsuit,

                      You may live in Canada.



                      If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --

                      You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,

                      You may live in Canada.



                      If driving is better in the winter

                      Because the potholes are filled with snow,

                      You may live in Canada.



                      If you know all 4 seasons:

                      Almost winter, winter, still winter,

                      And road construction,

                      You may live in Canada.



                      If you have more miles

                      On your snow blower than your car,

                      You may live in Canada.



                      If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',

                      You may live in Canada.



                      If you actually understand these jokes,

                      You definitely live in Canada. (Or at least you used to!!)

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